ADEL Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Oh yeah' date=' word of advice... I have had a couple jobs that involve interstate travel and have learned, if you're cleaning out the van/truck and you find a sock DON'T TOUCH IT! Try to figure out who's it is and make them deal with it or get a stick or tongs or something...[/quote'] lol. :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 The good thing about fucking corpses................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Fuck all that shit..I just use a dirty shirt from the laundry.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 The good thing about fucking corpses................ um, for you? I guess because they don't make fun of your inordinately small and flaccid penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 good ol channel.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 i nut in a beezys mouth or use her face as my wipe up spot..this thread is for fools who let their lady tell them where to cream....fuckin toys strap a sack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 If by unoridinarily small and flaccid you meant extremely large and gurthy, then yes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 you hafta make the bitch go to the bathroom after its just protocol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.88 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Its usually off to the showers for me... But in dire times, I have to go with whatever is convienent (sock, kleenex, moist towelette, her mouth... It's whatever) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 If by unoridinarily small and flaccid you meant extremely large and gurthy' date=' then yes..[/quote'] sorry bro, misquoted. I didna mean you, I'm certain that the women write songs about your member and I apologize if I offended you or your legion of female fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 wipes? bitch get the fuck out my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 um' date=' for you? I guess because they don't make fun of your inordinately small and flaccid penis?[/quote'] Rowr. Kitty has claws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 off to the bathroom for me, either in the shower with him or taking care of everything on my own.. no need to share.. he can use whatever he feels like while i'm not there as long as it's not something of mine.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Haha a jizz tissue. Wait... did deterrent say he sleeps with his mother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I try to shower most of the time, if not then so be it towels work fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 - gurthy's gotta be one of THE coolest words in this crappy language. agree or die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 Haha a jizz tissue. Wait... did deterrent say he sleeps with his mother? actually my girlfriend has two children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Wait... did deterrent say he sleeps with his mother? What?! Porkchop fucked her cousin?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 sorry bro' date=' misquoted. I didna mean you, I'm certain that the women write songs about your member and I apologize if I offended you or your legion of female fans.[/quote'] No harm, no foul..If you happen to think of a song though..Holler!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Tell her to use her panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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