deterrent Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I generally use a beach towel, but every once in a while I'll use holiday printed face towels. If I know intercourse will occur I have the towels waiting on my dresser. She wipes herself. Tell me about yours... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Uh?? Sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 Dee please share with us, what is the female view, and proper etiquette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Well do you want me to up your pimp skills? are you in a relationship or not? are these just random girls?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 in a relationship. should I get silk cloths? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 well lets just make believe you want to impress someone. I say if its the first time your inouting with someone, maybe instead of having her just do the "wipe" you could take a quick shower together? Depending on how comfortable you both are though. It could be quick, it could be 15 mintues long. Maybe some girls are shy and dont wanna clean her self up while you're walking around the room trying to find your socks and boxers. If you must use the sex rag.. and we're assuming your trying to impress someone still.. why not dish out the extra 10 dollars and get some soft luxurious towels. Nothing sucks more im sure than wiping your cooch with some stiff ass old raggity towel. And don't get white, or black... no no no.. get something like tan, or marroon. I say it should be in your restroom too. Don't have it on your dresser like you were planning on fucking her! no no no. After your done go be a gentlemen and walk to your rest room and hand it to her. have some damn class. get her a bottled water too. *These do not apply to sluts you do not plan on sexing in the future or ghetto ass tricks that dont really give a fuck about romance or you being sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 how long have you two been together? leaving it on the dresser is okay since shes your lady and all. im sure she wont mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 8 MONTHS TODAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 HAPPY 8TH MONTH-ANNIVERSARY.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 i just jiz on her face and throw the peace sign on the way out of the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 actually no i dont. that would be rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 lol my friend was tellin this story to us one day and he reached in his pocket and pulled out a sock... jokes were made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 fuck a sex rag it's called baby wipes you maroon. seriously though it's way smoover to have a container of luvs sitting next to the bed and you can just reach down and get yourself one, and give her one and go to sleep .. gyeah..get sum wet ones for your wet one and take em along if you need em in the car, ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Damn... I thought this was going to be about gushers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 eewwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I think the proper term is a "Batch Rag"... at least that's what we call it around here. And !@#$% is SO on point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FANTOMowl Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 i just jiz on her face and throw the peace sign on the way out of the door. haha, a friend of mine told me a story. his lady was giving him dome, and before she started she said "your going to tell me before you cum right?" so hes like "sure,sure" the times comes around and he just blows a fat wad in her mouht. she runs to the bathroom, comes back and he,s layin on his side. she sits down next to him and says" i thought you were going to tell me when-" and he turns and looks and puts one finger to his mouth and says "shhhh...im tired." rolls over and goes back to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 i dont think im a fan of the wet wipes! i tried it once (not as a sex rag, but while using the rest room) and it leaves me feeling wet. i think a wet wipe followed by a towel would be nice though... clean then dry ! wow we are opening up today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 baby wipes are the most decadent toilet paper, one step away from a bidet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 8 MONTHS TODAY ;) what are you getting her for your 8month and 1 week aniversery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 /\/\ unfortunatly nothing. the same as she is getting me. I use to get her things but she never showed apprecation. I got her a huge spa package for mothers day and some framed pictures. I'm actually going to have a big talk with her tonight, and I don't see it ending well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 getcha wet wipes ...i see ya headlights..they lookin dead right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 i don't think we do 'sex rags' in Australia. It must be a faggot thing. I'll have to check up on this though, just in case nobody told me the ettiquete. I personally think it would be pretty rude to lay some towel down on the love zone, as in you were anticipating birthing a cow on your bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 well lets just make believe you want to impress someone. I say if its the first time your inouting with someone, maybe instead of having her just do the "wipe" you could take a quick shower together? Depending on how comfortable you both are though. It could be quick, it could be 15 mintues long. Maybe some girls are shy and dont wanna clean her self up while you're walking around the room trying to find your socks and boxers. If you must use the sex rag.. and we're assuming your trying to impress someone still.. why not dish out the extra 10 dollars and get some soft luxurious towels. Nothing sucks more im sure than wiping your cooch with some stiff ass old raggity towel. And don't get white, or black... no no no.. get something like tan, or marroon. I say it should be in your restroom too. Don't have it on your dresser like you were planning on fucking her! no no no. After your done go be a gentlemen and walk to your rest room and hand it to her. have some damn class. get her a bottled water too. *These do not apply to sluts you do not plan on sexing in the future or ghetto ass tricks that dont really give a fuck about romance or you being sweet. that just creeps me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I use either this old pillow case or a sock. The wet ones might be a bang up idea though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 i'm sure we all used some kind of rags, but damn who really wants to dicuss that?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 toilet paper...but i might have to give the wet wipes a try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 i don't think we do 'sex rags' in Australia. It must be a faggot thing. I'll have to check up on this though, just in case nobody told me the ettiquete. I personally think it would be pretty rude to lay some towel down on the love zone, as in you were anticipating birthing a cow on your bed. haha, once you lose your virinity or stick around after sex, you'll come to the realisation It's not exactly a great felling for a girl to have your juices drip down her leg or onto her bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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