Gunm Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 A late night snack attack could not have come at a better time. I caught a bunch of goddamn ants on the verge of swarming some crumbs on a cutting boards so i got to spend 20 minutes at 3 a.m. slaughtering the little fuckers, down the table leg, across my living room and back to a tiny ass crack by my door. With the weather getting warmer they're heading inside looking for grub and water. I hate ants with a passion..... But seriously, had I not gotten up, it would have been a skin crawling infestation rather than the brief sweep and clear mission had I not woken up to get some food. A scattered scout party....that's fine.....a pulsating black horde.....disgusting. ANyone else dealing with ants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Whatever, man, the centipedes are back in full force at my house. They're size of mice, and damn fucking creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Only thing I ever get in my house are a few spiders...when I was in the Bronx I was fuckin creeped the fuck out by all the roaches, small as they were. Everyone else was so whatever about it, shit was weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Call the Orkin man.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 fuck roaches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Man I had black ants off and on for a couple years in my kitchen. I could always keep them fully controlled with some of those sticky baits, syrup or something but... still, I had a fucking WAR with ants on my house for like 2 years. They would troop around all four sides and go up into the attic, it seemed. I poisened them and sprayed them and shit, sometimes every night for a month. I had this oak tree, now a 16ft stump, and no ants in the kitchen or the house... well, not exactly NO ants in the kitchen, just lately I have noticed that every night there are one or two carpenter ants in the kitchen but they aren't interested in the sugar or crumbs as far as I can tell, they just sort of wander around until I squuish 'em and throw them in the drain. They aren't interested in the sticky bait unfortunately but, since I'm gonna refurb it in a couple years I'm just gonna stick with the physical attacks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 fuck roaches for real, i hate those flying ones that dive bomb you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 unconfirmed picture of smart preparing to battle the ants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 lens fucking it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gunm Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 I still have all my hair thanks...ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lord_casek Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 I still have all my hair thanks...ha ha ha ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 You know what works and is on a Mr. Wizard tip? Chalk. As weird as it sounds, ants will NOT cross a line of chalk...i think it fucks with the chemical receptors they use to follow and communicate properly with one another. My ex gf had a bad ant problem in her driveway so one day i poured lighter fluid down all the cracks and set'em on fire. Fire.......it's always such a good fall back in situations like these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 Casek.....ha ha ha....what am i going to do with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lord_casek Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Casek.....ha ha ha....what am i going to do with you? give me your asians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 You know what works and is on a Mr. Wizard tip? Chalk. As weird as it sounds, ants will NOT cross a line of chalk...i think it fucks with the chemical receptors they use to follow and communicate properly with one another. Word? That's weird as a muthafucka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 ok, so ants won't cross chalk lines, fire works, bug spray, but how do you get a failed 80's rock star out of your house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 ha ha, aww man, don't have any lined up at this moment but give me this weekend and we'll see what happens. First i need to take care of these goddamn ants.....\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 http://www.prevention.com/finder/0,,s1-6-72-109-4597-1,00.html some good anti-ant remedies in here..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 http://www.chaffinchshoelace.com/view/2690/ http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1107178&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 Now this kid makes being a tech geek actually cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FuzZy Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 I got a whole yard filled w/ ant piles.........good thing they stay out there and they dont come inside sorry about your luck Lens.......I have the same hatred as you towards these lil mofo's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 they suck it big time....annoying in small packs....disgusting when they come en masse and looking like a long black wriggling line....holy shit does that make my skin crawl. There's actually a really creepy scene in the beginning of the old cowboy western "the wild bunch" where some feral kids construct a little corral filled with ants and they drop a bunch of scorpions inside that get slowly torn apart by said ants. Fuck ants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 dont have a dirty house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 There's an ass crack next to your door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 In a lot of ways, ants are similar to the Chinese..:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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