Abracadabra Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 so...you want to give me $200 a week for masturbating and making grilled cheese sandwiches all day? cool. oh, and you want to give me a bit extra to help pay rent? but i don't pay rent. well, if you insist. i love the first world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment I'll give you $200 dollars a week if you can masterbate into the grilled cheeses and then sell them to homeless shelters on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiden Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment youth allowance/dole + rent assistance + cash in hand work = the australian dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment google has ya back bruh ya figgadeel me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment So...The sound of the day on Stern the other day was an incredibly akward slurping sound.. Come to find out it's a sound clip for a pr0n scene. Five guys had performed anal penetration on a single slut and once they were done she gladly milked herself for the semen onto a plate. All at once, the six of them were slruping it off the plate... If you haven't eaten..You won't now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment well id have to see said clip in order for me to lose my appetitie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment i've seen worse shit than that. i used to watch surgical operations on tv while eating dinner after night shifts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment i watched an oriental woman sitting in a bathtub filled with her own vomit, scooping it out with a mixing bowl, driking said vomit and then vomitting it back into her bathtub. repeat process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment so...you want to give me $200 a week for masturbating and making grilled cheese sandwiches all day? cool. oh, and you want to give me a bit extra to help pay rent? but i don't pay rent. well, if you insist. i love the first world so basicly your looking for a porn gig? except you'd have to replace grilled cheese with coke and steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment Surgical operations don't induce the gag reflex for me..Somehow the control of it all keeps my food down. Luckily,, the rediculous thought 5 guys all sucking the sperm off a plate just makes me launch lunch.. I'll try to find the clip.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment My offer still stands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment I need a job too, but I'm currently refusing to look for one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment i think im gonna join the navy...fuckin dammit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment I got denied unemployment but prolly gunna win my appeal...$160 bucks a week for doin shit wouldn't be too bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment good for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment I'll give you $200 dollars a week if you can masterbate into the grilled cheeses and then sell them to homeless shelters on a regular basis. fuck yeah i will to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Fuck, it's been so long since I worked. I need a job. But hate working. Sucks how that works out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stealthvandal Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: unemployment i watched an oriental woman sitting in a bathtub filled with her own vomit, scooping it out with a mixing bowl, driking said vomit and then vomitting it back into her bathtub. repeat process. iv seen this aswell, pretty revolting, but iv also seen worse. much love for centrelink:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 when i was on it I got $300 a week. Best part was It took like 2 months for them to get it going cuz it was a injury not related to work, so i got a nice $2300 check the day before I went on Xmas holidays with the wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 I'm currently being fucked around by centrelink. Shit sucks. I'm enrolled in an intensive jobsearch at the moment. It's basically like an a.a meeting but for dropkicks at life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 ^^ Enroll in a bullshit cource at tafe to get out of that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 SEX DRUGS AND ON THE DOLL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Steal bottles of alcohol and sell them. I know a guy that can pull over $1000 a week no problems. He says 3 bottles a day 7 days a week will make him $420 a week. Not that bad for the ammount of effort involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 ^^^ You can do that kind of thing when your a kid, sure not much effort and when you get caught its just childrens court no harm done... Its when your an adult you get that stuff on your criminal record, which greatly reduces any future employment.. Does this dude want to be making $420 a week for the rest of his life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 *** 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 That guy I was talking about has been in and out of jail since he was 15. He's now 21 and is facing four years inside in a few months. So I don't really think he cares what cash he'll be making anytime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Google has some solutions Get your temporary tattoos on sale. Don't pay full price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 dude $1000 a week is pretty much an executive salary. But it's a pretty shitty way to spend your existence. There are worse though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 exactly what i was going to say. also, abracadabra you may find enrolling in a tafe course you dont give a shit about will result in you having even more free money. even after fees etc. and who needs books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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