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so...you want to give me $200 a week for masturbating and making grilled cheese sandwiches all day? cool. oh, and you want to give me a bit extra to help pay rent? but i don't pay rent. well, if you insist.

 

 

 

i love the first world

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I'll give you $200 dollars a week if you can masterbate into the grilled cheeses and then sell them to homeless shelters on a regular basis.

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youth allowance/dole + rent assistance + cash in hand work = the australian dream

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So...The sound of the day on Stern the other day was an incredibly akward slurping sound..

 

Come to find out it's a sound clip for a pr0n scene. Five guys had performed anal penetration on a single slut and once they were done she gladly milked herself for the semen onto a plate.

 

All at once, the six of them were slruping it off the plate...

 

If you haven't eaten..You won't now..

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i've seen worse shit than that.

 

 

i used to watch surgical operations on tv while eating dinner after night shifts

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i watched an oriental woman sitting in a bathtub filled with her own vomit, scooping it out with a mixing bowl, driking said vomit and then vomitting it back into her bathtub.

 

repeat process.

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so...you want to give me $200 a week for masturbating and making grilled cheese sandwiches all day? cool. oh, and you want to give me a bit extra to help pay rent? but i don't pay rent. well, if you insist.

 

 

 

i love the first world

 

so basicly your looking for a porn gig?

 

except you'd have to replace grilled cheese with coke and steak.

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Surgical operations don't induce the gag reflex for me..Somehow the control of it all keeps my food down.

 

Luckily,, the rediculous thought 5 guys all sucking the sperm off a plate just makes me launch lunch..

 

I'll try to find the clip..

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I got denied unemployment but prolly gunna win my appeal...$160 bucks a week for doin shit wouldn't be too bad

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I'll give you $200 dollars a week if you can masterbate into the grilled cheeses and then sell them to homeless shelters on a regular basis.

fuck yeah i will to

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i watched an oriental woman sitting in a bathtub filled with her own vomit, scooping it out with a mixing bowl, driking said vomit and then vomitting it back into her bathtub.

 

repeat process.

 

iv seen this aswell, pretty revolting, but iv also seen worse. much love for centrelink:D

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when i was on it I got $300 a week. Best part was It took like 2 months for them to get it going cuz it was a injury not related to work, so i got a nice $2300 check the day before I went on Xmas holidays with the wife.

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I'm currently being fucked around by centrelink. Shit sucks. I'm enrolled in an intensive jobsearch at the moment. It's basically like an a.a meeting but for dropkicks at life.

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i quit myl ast job a couple weeks ago, and im supposed to be working at a Photo Studio in June... but man, my bank account is emptying faster than i predicted

 

i hate working, i just need to develop a get rich quick scheme

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Steal bottles of alcohol and sell them. I know a guy that can pull over $1000 a week no problems. He says 3 bottles a day 7 days a week will make him $420 a week. Not that bad for the ammount of effort involved.

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