Future Droid Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 shit + fart =shart. tell stories. one time i was making breakfast, and i thought it was going to be a pretty normal fart i was letting out. nope. shart. ran to bathroom....took care of biz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 I've done it...it's not very exciting though, definately not story worthy. Then again, what usually is on this site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 i have been a victim of the shart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Just the other day i fell subject to this horrible ordeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 when i was 12 i farted in front of some girl at this campground and said I THINK I JUST SHARTED. i never saw her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 This usually happens when i go to the local mexican fast food place called "adalbertos". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 thats a symptom of too much coffee for this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 come on get descriptive ppl! here ill describe mine a little better: as i was putting country potato bread into the toaster, with thoughts on my mind about how many slices of bacon i should fry and how many eggs i should scramble, i felt a deep gurgle. As this deep gurgle resonated into something far more serious that would require immediate attention i realized the scope of what was going on. I continued to assess the situation in very great detail, thinking about the quiver factor of my anus, what i ate the night before, and just how bad it felt. I made a decision, i would fart. Sure enough as i fluxuated my abdomin muscles to coax the methane gas clean out of my bowels, the truth of the matter sunk in. Excrement filled my tight white drawers, horror overtook my face. hoping not to drip all over the hard wood floor i B line to the bathroom. Damage control. Wetting and wipping vigorously i cleaned the mess with astonishing accuracy. I pondered over the situation and couldnt help but to feel a little let down with myself. I wasn't hungry anymore. I took a shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 how bad was the situation in your underwear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 on a scale of 1- 10, about a 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 the first time i ever heard the word "shart" was from a korean chick. which is funny because i thought asian chicks never took shits or farted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 haha girls fart?! naw seriously... bank the farts behing the bog. and you can be hella quick on the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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