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come on get descriptive ppl!

 

here ill describe mine a little better:

 

as i was putting country potato bread into the toaster, with thoughts on my mind about how many slices of bacon i should fry and how many eggs i should scramble, i felt a deep gurgle. As this deep gurgle resonated into something far more serious that would require immediate attention i realized the scope of what was going on. I continued to assess the situation in very great detail, thinking about the quiver factor of my anus, what i ate the night before, and just how bad it felt. I made a decision, i would fart. Sure enough as i fluxuated my abdomin muscles to coax the methane gas clean out of my bowels, the truth of the matter sunk in. Excrement filled my tight white drawers, horror overtook my face. hoping not to drip all over the hard wood floor i B line to the bathroom. Damage control. Wetting and wipping vigorously i cleaned the mess with astonishing accuracy. I pondered over the situation and couldnt help but to feel a little let down with myself. I wasn't hungry anymore. I took a shower.

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