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stupid names of real people

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I get alot of these at my work. the most bizzare I've ever come across were a set of triplets named: porsche, mercedes, and lexus. I couldnt fucking believe it.

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My neighbour, Zdenko Muff. Ha ha, muff........

 

There's a guy here called Holding Pecker! Holding Pecker! He even has his name in the phone book. Must get pranked like 50 times a day. I know I've done it.

 

T.T Boy, look him up man.

 

Oh and this guy who lives up my street is called George Krapp.

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I worked for a long distance company a few years ago.

Good names included:

- Big Farmer (real first and last name)

- Jackoff Christian (some foriegn guy)

- Mike Hunt

- Mike Hawkens

- Stu Damellens

- Ho Phun Chin

- Ho Ho

- Michael Michael Michael (His full name. He named his son Michael Anthony Michael.)

 

Other fun names:

Yvonna Tinkle

Isabell Ringing

Seymour Butts

Amanda Hugankiss

Hung So Phat

Hu Phlung Pu

Alotta Fagina

Yvonna Humpalot

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Originally posted by The Helacious Dr. Dazzle

My neighbour, Zdenko Muff. Ha ha, muff........

 

There's a guy here called Holding Pecker! Holding Pecker! He even has his name in the phone book. Must get pranked like 50 times a day. I know I've done it.

 

T.T Boy, look him up man.

 

Oh and this guy who lives up my street is called George Krapp.

 

youve been sleeping on my boy holding, weve been calling him for years now. i cant believe he hasnt changed his number or made it unlisted.... stupid guy.... call him up, he gets crazy mad.

 

or dial 288 8888 and ask for pancake..... wait till you hear that reaction.

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Guest bogie

poogey,,,poo gie some ghetto black dude i knew.

willy wonka

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i knew a kid named dookie, litteraly, he was this short black kid i used to go to preschool with, and for what ever reason he the only person i can remember by name from that long ago.

 

i also used to go to highschool with a Jack Coffman.

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i grew up with a kid named mike hunt. sounds funny when you say it fast.i know a girl named pet. i know a kid whos last name is hanijobi.

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Anybody who is named Stuart that fucking name is so retarded for a first name...

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I get alot of these at my work. the most bizzare I've ever come across were a set of triplets named: porsche, mercedes, and lexus. I couldnt fucking believe it.

 

"Hrmm... I also like grape drink. That's a good name for my 4th child."

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