IrishCarBombs Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 i dont remember my first kiss, but my first blow job was in a park on a picnic table, and some stranger walked by watching. that dirty fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 6th grade, had a girlfriend and I walked her home with her friends and they were telling us to do it in her driveway and we did and they were like "AWWW" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 my first kiss with tounge was 5th grade and it was in a tent with my homies cousin, she had huge tits for her age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 I'm still waiting for the "right one".. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 6th grade' date=' had a girlfriend and I walked her home with her friends and they were telling us to do it in her driveway and we did and they were like "AWWW"[/quote'] Awww...and catface don't deny our wonderful relationship. We've had quite a few heavy makeout sessions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 on the school bus in first grade on the way to see a classical rendition of star wars and looney toons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 nothing at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 for real for real. i dont remember who my first kiss was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 My first french kiss was at a festival somewere. I remember it was was literally really hot. It almost felt like my mouth was burning. I've never had another kiss that felt quite like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_news Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 I remember I had this asian girl over and i was on the phone with someone who was trying to ask me something and then she ambushed me and started kissing my neck...then i hung up on the person and we made out. the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 My first kiss tasted like braces and cigarettes and cheap cahmpagne but damn Pruedence Corlette it was fun!! her kissing another guy after me and denying me my second kiss kinda took the gloss off it tho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 When I was 5 or 6 my baby sitter taught me how the big kids kiss. She made me promise not to tell anybody cause if I did the cops would put her in jail. I never told a soul. She was allright looking too. I was too young to fully appreciate what was going on, I thought it was weird. She must have been about 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 ^^ That’s pretty fucking impressive. My baby sitter once locked me in a cupboard with a cigarette lighter for like an hour.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 pimpin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidDope Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 truth or dare with girls from the catholic school. she rocked my young world. no doubt more than i was expecting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 i honestly dont remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 i was kissing this girl and she blew in my mouth. It was the most retarted thing ever. She acted like it was perfectly normal. I was only 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 i was kissing this girl and she blew in my mouth. It was the most retarted thing ever. She acted like it was perfectly normal. I was only 12 LOL! This reminds me of this bitch the first time we hooked up she climbed under the sheets, took my cock in her hand and asked if I wanted a blow job... I was like "don't talk about it, be about it", so she put my cock in her mouth and literally started blowing.:biglaugh: I was 19 and I think she was 15. And she was dead serious too. :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 truth or dare with girls from the catholic school. she rocked my young world. no doubt more than i was expecting. Catholic school girls are the shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 LOL! This reminds me of this bitch the first time we hooked up she climbed under the sheets, took my cock in her hand and asked if I wanted a blow job... I was like "don't talk about it, be about it", so she put my cock in her mouth and literally started blowing.:biglaugh: I was 19 and I think she was 15. And she was dead serious too. :biglaugh: hahahahaha gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 hahah, my first was a bit weird. my sisters homegirl from queens *she was 12* i was a year older at the time. anyways. we'd always go to the same ice cream joint on saturdays. i won some dough in school that day, so i sprung for everyone. somehow it magically made me her boyfriend. so when we went to the station to go home. *she was short* bitch kinda jumped up to give me a kiss...missed, and semi-kiss/fell on my eye and pushed me back. but when we stood upright again, she landed with succession...and she musta been a slut as far as back then. cuz she was the first to slip the tongue, i remember goin home and braggin to my older bro "hah! gimmie that 10$ nigga! and you damn right i got my first girl before you!"....then next day, my sis had a different friend, we grabbed pizza. similar story repeat...but it was the start of my ever on-going legacy of getting any/everything i could from a broad. true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I actually saw the girl that I first kissed last weekend. Was spin the bottle, 6th grade maybe? She got fat. T.T maybe you should invite her to this forum too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Ah, it was on a moonlit beach in the snow... very romantic... prolly 7th grade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 Arnt you a romantic mother fucka. This is how my first kiss goes; It was a perfect day, blue skys and all that. I Walkin down the beach during sunset with my 1st proper gf. We stopped for some icecream and sat down to watch the sunset. We finished our icecreams and we just sat there in perfect silence watching the perfect sunset go towards the horizon. I leaned in 80% of the way. She moved the rest of the 20%. Then bang, my 1st kiss. ..and ofcourse, im lying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Grade 6 behind the shed. Bitches aint shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Kindergarden, we where playing house.....I was the dad, she was the mom. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 after my first kiss my "girlfriend" broke up with me. hilarious now. not so funny then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Truth or dare steez same here, minus the black chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 oh god you faggots are gunna make fun of me: i was 15, and that sack of shit won me over with graffiti" we were at the back of some gay ass raver club and he took me to show me his piece. no not the wang but he just painted a piece earlier that day. he then hit up a "roxy" and i said fuckit and kissed that bastard. it was both our first kiss'. after that he picked me up and threw me over his shoulder and he carried me to the parking lot and we left the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 And we left to do....................................................first hoochie walla bang bang?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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