Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lord_casek Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 ha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gunm Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 what a waste of bandwidth your threads suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 and thats coming from lens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 what a waste of flesh. your face sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 SOrry, i thought I was in CaCash's thread....... ...but yeah, this thread can eat my ass too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 this pretty much is my thread but the jew started it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 fine, duke it out and the survivor can be the right hand man of my new crew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 he is dead!? what i just saw him last week....oh my god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 your new crew?? the one that so far is just you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 "I make dough but don't call me DoughBoy This ain't no fuckin motion picture A guy or bitch-a, I'll get wit'cha And hit ya, takin that yack to the neck So you better run a check" chiggty check..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 this was defintely a myspace bulletin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I also thought this thread was about Floyd patterson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 This sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 what a waste of bandwidth your threads suck lol, i dunno porkchop should post links/give credit... posting chain letters making everyone think she wrote it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I also thought this thread was about Floyd patterson same hereee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisDayAllGodsDie Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Id rather fuck her in the asshole. raw. jew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Weapon X Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 sepling nazi should get on how they fucked up on the "roll model" part, or is that just me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 get on my level ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADEL Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 he never made it to the oven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Dripping with wack juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 this was defintely a myspace bulletin if so, that's just fucking sad. screw myspace....a place for murder, pedophiles, wannabe gangsters, creeps, attention whores.....oh, and of course those people that use it to "keep in touch with friends" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Goddam it, this thread belongs in a knitting chatroom. Porkchop, stop posting threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 my bad,. the fuck else should i do in a message bored?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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