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Guest nutsonmychin!

Another tragic loss. RIP.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment

community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection

and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

 

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities

turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry

Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and

Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

 

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a

man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in

show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not

considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked

schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty

old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

 

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough

and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by

his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20

minutes.

 

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do yo thing do yo thang do it

mo killa killa fo killa fo killa killa

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Guest nutsonmychin!

what a waste of flesh.

 

your face sucks

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SOrry, i thought I was in CaCash's thread.......

 

 

 

...but yeah, this thread can eat my ass too

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fine, duke it out and the survivor can be the right hand man of my new crew

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Guest nutsonmychin!

your new crew??

 

the one that so far is just you?

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"I make dough but don't call me DoughBoy

This ain't no fuckin motion picture

A guy or bitch-a, I'll get wit'cha

And hit ya, takin that yack to the neck

So you better run a check"

 

chiggty check.....

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what a waste of bandwidth

 

your threads suck

 

lol, i dunno porkchop should post links/give credit... posting chain letters making everyone think she wrote it...

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sepling nazi should get on how they fucked up on the "roll model" part, or is that just me?

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