Hayabusa Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 So i was watching this show a few nights ago out of boredom, and they had on what i would consider to be a spitting image of our very own Lens. It was a 41 year old Burt Reynolds look a like, complete with moustache and all, on a date with a 20 somethign yr old hot asian cutie. Basically he in his interview requested a "petite asian woman" "because they are small and obediant". he greeted the young lady in her native tongue (broken white man chinese) and proceeded to ask plenty of boring and akward questions about the asian girl's heritage. In the car he was excited to find out she works at a chinese restaurant, but she wasnt too thrilled cuz shes not into that kinda food. They went to some park where he blind folded her and...fed her chips with dip, which she all spat out cuz they were terrible. :shakehead: On the ride to dinner the lady admitted that asian men shes been with had small penises and that its why she prefers white boys. Lens had no answer to why he likes Azn women, so the girl concluded it was because of some sexually perverted reason (probably true) At dinner, Lens was sporting a traditional chinese robe but in blue with golden trim and a golden dragon on the side, while the lady wore a small black dress. At dinner he tried to mack it up, but the lady said he was too old for her (imagine that) on the cab ride home, she asked him for a promise, to not kiss her at the end of the night... in their post date interview, Lens was FURIOUS that this chick was an Americanized asian, and not a pure chinese woman (i kid u not) He said, he didnt want some azn who grew up here, but a pure Azn from the orient. His reasoning was that the American asian was too vulgur and not lady like The azn broad called him out, saying she didnt want some old guy who wanted an obidient submisive asian play toy all in all i think they had a fun date ill try to find pics but dont hold your breath Roger Lodge what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 your description was very concise and complete. fuck a nigga blind date burt reynolds lens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 your description was very concise and complete. fuck a nigga blind date burt reynolds lens. my dude, as soon as i saw what was goign on, i emediatley thought of Lens, 12oz and eventually posting this shit up best believe i paid close attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 HAW-HAW YOU WATCH BLIND DATE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 yeah and? i also have more chest hair than you... pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 I shaved mine to be in the man parade! where's your homosexual ubertones NOW Batman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 The asian girl I saw lens dating was the most americanized asian girl ever. And from what I hear bitchy and crazy and awesome in bed. That's hearsay, what I can say is that she had huge tits. G! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 TRUE^^^^^^^^^^^^THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Mother do think they'll drop the bomb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 hayabusa plz to change your text color i have to highlight all of your posts to read what you've written Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 hayabusa plz to change your text color i have to highlight all of your posts to read what you've written go to the very bottom and change the boards color to grey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 That guy sounds like a clown, and they come a dime-a-dozen. He doesnt want a companion, he wants a slave and he thinks he can take advantage of old fashioned chinese values. Instead of blind date dude should have ordered a mail order bride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Basegow Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 I ACTUALLY SAW THIS EPISODE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 lens was on blind date?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Blind date is one of the worst shows ever made. I can seriously watch about 3 seconds before I become digusted and turn the channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 WHAT HAPPENED? I'M GUESSING ALL OF LENS' POTENTIAL BLIND DATE "CONTESTANTS" WERE ASIAN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Blind Date is awesome...well, awesome as in half the time it's the only thing on real late besides infomercials and foreign films Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 wtf. was lens really on blind date?! fatalist/buggin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Here's Lens now to clear all of this up. *Shit, I just saw him lurking... we must have spooked him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 The asian girl I saw lens dating was the most americanized asian girl ever. And from what I hear bitchy and crazy and awesome in bed. That's hearsay, what I can say is that she had huge tits. G! you are correct on all those points sir... And no, I wasn't on blind date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 the mullet rocks good job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 And i've got way more act and class than that jerk Hayabusa saw on Blind Date. You wanna scam on an Asian girl? Don't pull shit like "Oh, i really dig your culture...it's so exotic!" or try and take her out to some Chinese restaurant to illustrate your cultural sensitivity...I see dude's trying to pull that all the time and it's turns'em off immediatly. I usually don't take a girl like that out to an asian place until a few dates have gone by and then....somewhere really low key or a classy sushi joint. I also like to mildly harp on asian culture a little to the point where it makes the girl laugh unless she's a complete prude or some PC psycho. I've got insane game on the eastern tip. I really don't know what to think of this thread actually Lens-----> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Cot DAMN Lens.... that's your girl? No wonder people love to hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 - nekkid flicktures please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Ha ha, yeah, i gots the nekkid flicks....am i going to share'em? probably not....I'll dig around and see if there are some PG ones i can share. And Hayabusa/AZN King don't have shit on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 this thread.... is lamer than i thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Hey, i didn't make the fucking thing....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 Ha ha, yeah, i gots the nekkid flicks....am i going to share'em? probably not....I'll dig around and see if there are some PG ones i can share. And Hayabusa/AZN King don't have shit on me. this is true this thread.... is lamer than i thought. sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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