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I used to go to a dentist with a REALLY hot assistant... I would have fucked her, but not the dentist.

 

 

Now I don't have insurance, so I just floss a lot.

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fuck, ive got a visit to the dentists coming up soon, and i know im going to need a filling. does anyones dentist axe you questions when your mouths open because mine does and theres no way you can answer

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I need to make an appt ASAP.......I cant wait

(sarcasm intended)

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i brush my teeth every night & day, but i still get cavities.

 

too much candy i guess

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when you get wisdom teeth pulled you get hooked up with the good drugs

I am an evolutionary step up the ladder from you fuckers, I don't have wisdom teeth

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I get so pissed whenever I have a dentist appointment... the only upside is when they gas me.

 

"Are you feeling it yet??"

 

(drooling)"NAWWWW"

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when you get wisdom teeth pulled you get hooked up with the good drugs

I am an evolutionary step up the ladder from you fuckers, I don't have wisdom teeth

 

so you have no wisdom, and this makes you a step higher?

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just went afew days ago,and i gatta go back tommorow AND the next day to have cavities filled. 3 fucking holes over 2 days, give me a fucking break.

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I had all my wisdom teeth removed at once 21/2 years ago.....I was eating cheeseburgers two days later....I didn't experience any swelling whatsoever. They also cut off a piece of tissue underneath my tongue so now I can extend it really far.

 

I still have all the teeth on top of my door.

 

I need a crown, a root canal and a few cavities filled....fun!

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i gotta go friday, fucking then i gotta get my 4 wisdom teeth pulled and another one that is broken..though my dentist is really hot and when im sittin there the whole time her boobs are all up on my head lol

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