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dude is in a sphere tank tonight, trying to break the record for holding breathe.

 

blaine.jpg

 

if i was a magician, i'd be making girls inhabitions and standards disappear. :o

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I hope he'll be alright. He's already in bad shape. Then again maybe because his skin is peeling that's even less that needs oxygen. I dunno. I'd imagine it can't be too healthy. I'd be happy if he just did card tricks for the rest of his life.

What channel is this on anyways?

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That's still damn good. For most people brain death occurs after 4 mins or so.

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David Blaine is just weird.

His street magic is cool but very invasive, if some stranger walked up to me like he does with people he would've got knocked out.

 

Did anyone happen to read the story about David Copperfield getting robbed recently in Florida and thwarted the robbery pulling off some reverse pickpocketing?

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1187698,00.html

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how the fuck can you possibly hold your breath that long? it doesnt seem humanly possible

 

after all the god damn cigarettes ive smoked i probably couldnt even stay under water for 30 seconds

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stupid tv.

 

everything on tv is fake, just like david blaine.

 

i bet that fool gets PAID though off all the hype he creates and everyone wants to know, "what is he doing, and what will he do next!"

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David Blaine is just weird.

His street magic is cool but very invasive, if some stranger walked up to me like he does with people he would've got knocked out.

 

Did anyone happen to read the story about David Copperfield getting robbed recently in Florida and thwarted the robbery pulling off some reverse pickpocketing?

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1187698,00.html

He probly got to smash those cakes after pulling a stunt like that. fucking magic pimp.

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The entire analogy "taking a shit" confuses me.

If I don't flush will you "take my shit"?

When I drop stools I'm actually "giving a shit" to the toilet.

 

12OZ is the shit? Is being shitty a good thing?

Someone needs to give a lesson of shit history and the origin of all this shit.

 

I need to poopizzle now.

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That's still damn good. For most people brain death occurs after 4 mins or so.

 

2 mins

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