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what a shitty fucking burrito

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it had carrots in it. what the fuck? stupid campus cafeteria food thank god i didnt pay for this shit

 

it was worse than chipotles. what kind of fucking burrito has carrots in it. fuck white people

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you've officially been fed a "wrap"

 

every restaraunt in cali has wraps

they're the shittiest shit that ever shitted

 

just a bunch of leftover ingredients

bleh*

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oh yeah wraps, i had that new chicken ceasar salad wrap from KFC, that shit was like 90% lettuce 2% chicken and 100% crap

 

plus it was hella dry

 

 

if anyone is planning on eating one i recommend bringing some extra dressing

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Guest nutsonmychin!

the only wrap im in to is the crunch wrap supreme.

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carrots got you down?

 

 

you're lucky you didn't find a fingernail in there

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they have "burritos" here

 

ingredients:

 

ground beef

unmelted cheese

lettuce

tortilla

 

 

serious. they come with a side of curly fries.

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fuck wraps, them shits always fall apart all over me when i'm on bite number 3. gimmie a napkin motherfucker.

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Wraps are good if made with the right shit...I used to make some mean wraps at my old job. Grilled chicken, barbeque sauce, provolone cheese, throw that shit in the oven for a few minutes and it's pure delicousness. Or if you want an untoasted wrap, try some grilled chicken, buffalo sauce, lettuce, provolone, gorgonzola, and a lil blue cheese dressing

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Guest nutsonmychin!

i happen to like baby carrots

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I wouldn't eat a baby though' date=' no matter how much ranch you put on it.[/quote']

 

captains log:

 

champagne supplies depleted, urge to fuck fetus growing, growing, growning

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I wouldn't eat a baby though' date=' no matter how much ranch you put on it.[/quote']

 

Everyone knows it requires a nice balsamic vinnigerate (sp?) to fully enjoy the flavor of a baby

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Guest nutsonmychin!

i eat carrots while my cousin fucks my stinky giant loose vagina repeatedly with an old splintered bat

 

 

k.

 

fuck with that one asshole

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