earmuffs 1,083 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Me and dumy were once hut lifters together back in Africa :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shitting 84 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 if you don't steal from your corporate employer your a faggot. simple as that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dirtydoses 256 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 stealing from work is the benefit that they always fail to print. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swedish erotica 2 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I had to shit in a take out bag in the back one time. And then working drunk/hungover/sick. Puking while making people's foods, locking the door and then passing out on the floor for a few hours. never stole much shit because i felt horrible about it. It was coming straight out of my boss's pocket, and she was a real nice lady. And i knew she was struggling just to keep this place open. but fuck the food industry, you earn every cent you make. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shitting 84 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 when i worked at a cinema dudes wheere stealing $200/250 per shift. i didnt have to math to pull that much Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FuzZy 30 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 always had somewhat respect for the places I worked but I did work for Home Depot for a couple of years and used to rack paint on a daily........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wreck.One 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 i worked at restuarant and someone borrowed my mngmt card and comped all the tables that paid cash that night, I had to fire him, but kept all the cash. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Hankee Pankster.. 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Worst job I had was at a record store. I'd put cd's in by balls right before closing. Fondle this girls' ass & coochie while we wait for the manager to come out of the back and close the store. One of my homeboys rubbed hamburger buns on his pubes before he served em. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gunm 6 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Worked at a country club doing maintenance. After two months i was supposed to get a dollar raise bu the owner only gave me a fifty cent increase and promised to come through with the other half which never materialized. I made up for it by walking off with 25 cans of paint from the supply shed and a respirator on my last day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FuzZy 30 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 any good colors or just green??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gunm 6 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 why do you ask? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackfatsoe 170 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Probably because you were working at a golf course. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 i worked at restuarant and someone borrowed my mngmt card and comped all the tables that paid cash that night' date=' I had to fire him, but kept all the cash.[/quote'] what a prick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fat ralphy 2,416 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 i like to treat jobs like a party..i worked at a deli where i would pound brews from their stock and the fool would advance me cash whenever so i was high all the time..i cut my fingertip off with a mechanical slicer...i would give away stoner sandwiches to my homies free..a whole loaf with mad different meats and cheeses..the whole time im getting paid under the table and eating gourmet free that was a sick job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nekro 1 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 This is almost as good as the "evil shit you did when you were a kid" thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
<insertcoinshere> 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 i worked telemarketing for 6 months, i dropped out of skool to do that... BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER, i called the boss a short cunt and lost my job 3 minutes later, hahaha... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mike_hunt 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 i worked telemarketing for 6 months' date=' i dropped out of skool to do that... BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER, i called the boss a short cunt and lost my job 3 minutes later, hahaha...[/quote'] Out of everything said in this thread that takes the cake of being the most low life scummy crime against society ever (except for the guy who pushed the retard who cant talk off the freezer). FUCK YOU.....i really need to get an unlisted number. However i will forgive you seeing as you aknowledge ur mistake as the worst ever Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AyeBee 30 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Who the fuck would drop out of school to do telemarketing? Even the retarded kid in the class musta been shakin his head like "Don't do it" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Who the fuck would drop out of school to do telemarketing? Retards *Edit* People even below retards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
<insertcoinshere> 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 hahahahahha, thanks, it was horrible, good pay though... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
<insertcoinshere> 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 FUCK SNEAKANDCREAP AND AYEBEE FUCKING DOGS, U FROM MELBOURNE AUS LET ME KNOW, PM ME MOTHERFUCKERZ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
willy.wonka 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 i worked for mr rags once and me, my manager that hated his boss and the footlocker people stole a shitload of stuff... i got 3 skateboards..tshirts to last me 2 years and a lot of stuff for my girlfriend. i waited till the general manager was in to actually pass by.. he tried callin me out cause i guess i got all the blame for the theft, but no proof... even though like a wiseass i showed him my brand new board.. that was awesome i got fired cause of some fuck at th other store was busted for someking weed.. blame the guy from hawaii.. so stupid.. thats why everybody was down to rob. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 FUCK SNEAKANDCREAP AND AYEBEE FUCKING DOGS' date=' U FROM MELBOURNE AUS LET ME KNOW, PM ME MOTHERFUCKERZ...[/quote'] Wouldn waste my time with a guy that dropped out of school to be a telemarketer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AyeBee 30 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Exactly...we way too handsome for that shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
<insertcoinshere> 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 hahahahahahahahahahahahha ok, nice 1 willy.wonka Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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