Gunm Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Now i know why i pay so goddamn much for certain things when i go shopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 ^haha, if only i worked at janovic, i'd have paint for days p.s. not to lens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 reading all this shit sorta makes me wanna go get another crappy job so i can steal with a nametag on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 you guys are fucking stupid (some of you) im glad im not working with some of you people ive had no real shitty jobs nor have i done any messed up stuff if i had a shitty job id quit this is the type of buster everyone at the work place hates an shit you know. one punk tried to ask me to hook him up some free roundtable..i was like fuck you pay the dude pays then his chicken wings do a stop drop roll on the dirty ass floor before making the oven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 ps- aybee' date=' home depot fucking sucks sooo bad. I know a few people that work at different locations and they hate it more than anything.[/quote'] Yeah, but the job they've got for me is loss prevention, so pretty much I get to walk around all day undercover and bag people. Me, loss prevention...oh the irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 i was like fuck you pay the dude pays then his chicken wings do a stop drop roll on the dirty ass floor before making the oven http://www.whatthefuck?.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 I once worked for a handbound book company. They treated me really good and I was happy with the job but they had bins of unsold product and "defects" in the warehouse. occasionally I'd rack some to trade for weed or give to people for holidays or special occassions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 this is the type of buster everyone at the work place hates an shit you know. one punk tried to ask me to hook him up some free roundtable..i was like fuck you pay the dude pays then his chicken wings do a stop drop roll on the dirty ass floor before making the oven english? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Quality. I once fell asleep on a pile of nylon coats for an hour while I was working in a clothes shop. I woke up and went back to the shop floor and everyone was like: "where you been?" and I was all like "STOP DROP AND ROLL!". Thats a true story. Except for the stop drop and roll bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 www.whatthefuck?.com i was thinking the same thing. dude needs to learn english, or at least slow the fuck down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Worked at chuckie cheese when i was 16, would sell boxes of tickets to ghetto black guys for 50$ and anytime someone wanted to buy an item with cash instead of just tickets i would pocket the money, and id sell tokens for reall cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 ARBY'S !!!!! ON ORIENTATION, MY MANAGER DROPPED THE BUNS ON THE NASTY FLOOR.. PICKED THEM UP AND PUT THEM OUT FOR PEOPLE TO EAT so you can imagine that it was no problem to wipe my feet on some of the meals people ate.. i farted on a bun once jumped over the counter and called some fag out who pulled a knife out on me for not giving him free fries.... i had two knife shapeners in my hands... dont fuck with an escrima warrior with two knife sharpeners... i wouldnt eat at any fast food place if i were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 oh yeah... the things WE did while working as chefs in fine dining unless youre paying about $165 for two people.. i wouldnt trust anything less.. maybe some benihanahs is good, but i wouldnt trust a lot of places.. you just dont know... unless you've worked there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 this dude said he farted on a bun once :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Target...christmas season......a lot of ipod minis went missing...sometimes we had whole shipment that didnt make it to the floor......fuck target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Me and dumy were once hut lifters together back in Africa :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 if you don't steal from your corporate employer your a faggot. simple as that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 stealing from work is the benefit that they always fail to print. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I had to shit in a take out bag in the back one time. And then working drunk/hungover/sick. Puking while making people's foods, locking the door and then passing out on the floor for a few hours. never stole much shit because i felt horrible about it. It was coming straight out of my boss's pocket, and she was a real nice lady. And i knew she was struggling just to keep this place open. but fuck the food industry, you earn every cent you make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 when i worked at a cinema dudes wheere stealing $200/250 per shift. i didnt have to math to pull that much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 always had somewhat respect for the places I worked but I did work for Home Depot for a couple of years and used to rack paint on a daily........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 i worked at restuarant and someone borrowed my mngmt card and comped all the tables that paid cash that night, I had to fire him, but kept all the cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hankee Pankster.. Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Worst job I had was at a record store. I'd put cd's in by balls right before closing. Fondle this girls' ass & coochie while we wait for the manager to come out of the back and close the store. One of my homeboys rubbed hamburger buns on his pubes before he served em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Worked at a country club doing maintenance. After two months i was supposed to get a dollar raise bu the owner only gave me a fifty cent increase and promised to come through with the other half which never materialized. I made up for it by walking off with 25 cans of paint from the supply shed and a respirator on my last day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 any good colors or just green??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 why do you ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Probably because you were working at a golf course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 i worked at restuarant and someone borrowed my mngmt card and comped all the tables that paid cash that night' date=' I had to fire him, but kept all the cash.[/quote'] what a prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 i like to treat jobs like a party..i worked at a deli where i would pound brews from their stock and the fool would advance me cash whenever so i was high all the time..i cut my fingertip off with a mechanical slicer...i would give away stoner sandwiches to my homies free..a whole loaf with mad different meats and cheeses..the whole time im getting paid under the table and eating gourmet free that was a sick job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 This is almost as good as the "evil shit you did when you were a kid" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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