rattleytins Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 I am Lucifer, Satan, the fallen angel, the embodiment of evil and enemy of God. The following of God has caused many millions of people to die, in crusades, holy wars, and other such religious conflict. Luciferism however has never harmed anyone, and anybody with any sense at all will realise that following me is a lot more wise. if you attempt to follow God and you are denyed by peter at the gates of heaven and come down to the underworld to seek refuge you will recieve from me eternal torture for your following of God. However if you worship me, when you die you may descend to the next life safe in the knowledge that you will reign with my demons, fufilling all of your desires untill eternity. You have but two months from this day, until the sixth of June; 06/06/06, to make your decision, For on the sixth second of the sixth minute of the sixth hour of that day I will try for a second time to overthrow God, only this time, I have all the demons in Hell beside me, and i shall prevail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 STUPID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 uh, I already explained this in a different thread. Dude' date=' don't worry about that shit, 666 is the mark of the beast. The Beast doesn't decide when the rapture starts, that's God's job. See, God starts the rapture and gets everything working and then 1000 years go by AND THEN the war in Heaven, which I think Satan actually HAS to show up for... but up 'till then it's all on God and God is who told that Baseball fella that it's July 12, 2012 11:11am. Not to be confused with 2112, which was a killer Rush album.[/quote'] if you want to view it in context go to the Simpson's Trailer! thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 i didn't give that warning........plagery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 You have but two months from this day, until the sixth of June; 06/06/06, to make your decision, For on the sixth second of the sixth minute of the sixth hour of that day I will try for a second time to overthrow God, only this time, I have all the demons in Hell beside me, and i shall prevail. thats the biggest load of shit Ive heard all day........but it is early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 I am Lucifer, Satan, the fallen angel, the embodiment of evil and enemy of God. The following of God has caused many millions of people to die, in crusades, holy wars, and other such religious conflict. Luciferism however has never harmed anyone, and anybody with any sense at all will realise that following me is a lot more wise. if you attempt to follow God and you are denyed by peter at the gates of heaven and come down to the underworld to seek refuge you will recieve from me eternal torture for your following of God. However if you worship me, when you die you may descend to the next life safe in the knowledge that you will reign with my demons, fufilling all of your desires untill eternity. You have but two months from this day, until the sixth of June; 06/06/06, to make your decision, For on the sixth second of the sixth minute of the sixth hour of that day I will try for a second time to overthrow God, only this time, I have all the demons in Hell beside me, and i shall prevail. "Send this email to 15 people before 06/06/06 and your crush will fall in love with you, but if you don't you'll suffer eternal damnation in hell" Sha right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 You have but two months from this day, until the sixth of June; 06/06/06, to make your decision, For on the sixth second of the sixth minute of the sixth hour of that day I will try for a second time to overthrow God, only this time, I have all the demons in Hell beside me, and i shall prevail. Uhh isn't June 6th ONE month away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 haha i love this. first up we have a picture of satan looking all menacing accompanied by dark, threatening text. then ofcourse comes the purple penguin in a go cart. genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[mania] Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 the penguin is cute Kr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Haha... Not as believable as the Y2K hoax, but far more entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 all jokes aside. that photo of "lucifer", it scares me. not sure why. im assuming a pretty fucked up person drew it. what an asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 dude, not to sound all hippy but.. God doesnt kill people people kill people in the name of God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 all jokes aside. that photo of "lucifer"' date=' it scares me. not sure why. im assuming a pretty fucked up person drew it. what an asshole.[/quote'] Hah hah, yea what an asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 dude, not to sound all hippy but.. God doesnt kill people people kill people in the name of God. Not with nuclear arms... You can't hug your children with nuclear arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 damn scorpion.... you're so 3D studio max. when you gonna learn the kids these days are all on maya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 what is this crazyness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 ^ they look like gum drops made out of rocks. the hell's with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 DAMN MONGORRRRRIAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 6.6.06 The signs are all around you. You have been warned. Has anyone Noticed Google Oner's post? Google is also warning us. Uh-Oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 STUPID tee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 666 isn't the mark of the beast...someone recently dissproved it...it's 616 or something now...or so i heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 hmm. slave to god. slave to satan. both sound the same. Both, Trix for Kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$2 dollar well drinks Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 hey humanity made it thru 6 6 1906 and 6 6 1806. 1706, 1606, 1506 etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOREoNe Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 hmm. slave to god. slave to satan. both sound the same. Both' date=' Trix for Kids.[/quote'] ooh i like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 ooh i like that... Youre still alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 my milk shake brings all the boys to the yard.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 My can shakes bring all the toys to the yard thats xgRaFFxDaNcExCoRex for ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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