LIVERWURST* Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I got my parents to buy a dog in high school - they chose a pug. Jake is bad ass, he snorts and when I have girls over for family things he gets lipstick boners and snorts at them. I trained him (yes me) to shit and pee in a litter pan inside and to be able to be let out side to hang out and rome throughtout the hood but always come back. He is a cat in his easiness but a dog in all the cool ways. He used to look like this: On my own I've never owned an animal, but I really think I want one. The reason this thread is being made is that I'm babyistting a $1000 cat in my apartment - its a designer cat. It has spots like a leopard, acts like a wild cat and is pretty much a cool animal that wants to kill you. The people I'm taking care of it for are great people but the cat bugs out in there nice house and shits on thousand dollar rugs. When he stays over here though, just like Jake, the animal loves me and does whaty I say. So, do I adopt this cat, being as I'm a drunk and barely home but command the respect and admiration of animals - or do I continue to make money baby sitting this thing knowing it could be more happy staying with me full time? Read that? FUCK YES YOU DID... I'll tell you more about the party which is the reason I'm cat sitting....but should I adopt the cat? I think the owners want me to have it. <I couldnt get it to stay still for a pic so I'm going to beat it> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bright Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 My cat did a little shit nugget on my bed last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 Did you threaten it by hanging it out oif a window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bright Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 No i kicked the little fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 man, you don't know wild cat until you met 'Kitty'... bitch is CRAZY! Siamese, plus she's mad. I;m one of 5 people this cat remembers and is margianally nice to, meaning I can actually pet her sometimes and she'll sometimes come directly to me... but, if this cat was a dog she would have been put down years ago... I can remember, back, WAY back, like 93, we were playing Sega Golf (EA PGA Tour, you know it) and homie Kieth fell asleep in the easy chair, nobody noticed until it was his turn but when we turned to him... here comes kitty, BOING! From ground level to scratchy furystorm on K's face! OH SHIT IT WAS SO FUNNY! and for NO reason... and Kitty has put it on people left and right since then... she lives in Sacto now so if any Cali kids feel brave you can go meet homie Scott and the deadly cat... but no lawsuits. Anyway, yeah, get a dog but nothing smaller or bigger than a springer spaniel unless you have a whole bunch of land, in which case I recommend a springer spaniel... or maybe a wolfhound... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 my cat should be in the olympics, backflips all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 My cousin used to have a cat that he had trained to be like a dog. He trained it by beating the fuck out of it, but it worked. And it was an awesome cat. Then some really bad things happened to that portion of my family and the cat had to be gotten rid of (it wasn't about the cat, but no one could accomodate the kitty). Also, I had an australian shepherd, and it was a great dog. I like big dogs, and mine was good and lazy, so she didn't need too much space. Ideally, I want my next dog to be a Pembroke Welsh Corgi: or a Doberman Pinscher: And yes, I will clip that fool's ears and dock her tail. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I got a cat that acts like a dog...it actually trys to bark sometimes, or that's what it looks like anyways. I saw it pull a dragonfly out of midair once too, which was quite awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 adopt that bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 My cat did a little shit nugget on my bed last night My roomate's friend took a shit on our living room table last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mR.Why? Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 This one time my buddy leaned back to far in his chair, fell backwards directly onto his cat head, fucking things eyes shot right out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 ^^^damn thats horrible..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 That's really fuckin terrible..I get really nervous around real small animals, you hafta be so careful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 i feel bad for most pets, shitty life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Haha... Is that a pug thing? I thought my pug was just a pervert with the lipstick boners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Sorry if this sounds dumb but what the fuck is a lipstick boner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Sorry if this sounds dumb but what the fuck is a lipstick boner? im guessing its just a dog getting a boner, but becuz of the way a dogs anatomy looks, its like a stick of lipstick when he pops it no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 i have 2 cats so i say adopt that cat. also want a pug someday. grew up with dachshunds my entire life. i'll get one someday if its candy coated coat like this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted May 6, 2006 Author Share Posted May 6, 2006 Fucking cat bit my face at 6 this morning...than it got into my fire place while I was at work. I'm going to go show it whose boss now that I have drinks in me...here kitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 I have a brittany spaniel. shes a bizatch always stealing food. but i love her. heres some pics of the breed. anyway HAPPY 21'st TO PARIS TONITE! we gona get PAZALETIC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 ^this got me wondering about the differences between Brittanys and Springers because I've always thought the breeds to be sort of interchangable. I found out that the Brittany is the only Spaniel that points... though my Springer sometimes did point, that was usually a short precursor to her bouncing all around. Anyway, I'm looking at this page with all these Spaniels on it and I found this labeled as American Cocker Spaniel. I've never been a fan of Cocker Spaniels (too small, go deaf, to territorial) but BLUE? Holy fuck that's hot as hell! I want a blue Springer! Here's the page if you are interested... none of the other dogs are fucked up colors though...Dog site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 RHODESIAN RIDGEBACKS !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 RHODESIAN RIDGEBACKS !! thats a cool looking pup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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