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A bear, a gorilla and a bird were in a forrest one day.

 

The bear said "When i yell, people run away"

the Gorilla then said "oh yeah? Well when i punch my chest, people scream and run away"

Then the bird said "when i open my mouth people die"

 

 

uhm................?

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stolen from comedy central

 

 

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

 

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”

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stolen from comedy central

 

 

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.

He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

 

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

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A bear, a gorilla and a bird were in a forrest one day.

 

The bear said "When i yell, people run away"

the Gorilla then said "oh yeah? Well when i punch my chest, people scream and run away"

Then the bird said "when i open my mouth people die"

esssssplain it to me please

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I believe Mexicans are stereotypically lazy

 

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,

they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

 

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chima

and have a son in law named jeff.

 

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning

but they have to so they do it real slow.

 

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school

and they take spanish and get a B.

 

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their

Nena's and their Neno's........ Nano Nano Nena Nono!

 

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the

dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown

cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

 

...And thats all i got, how do ya like it?

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