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i keep seeing these threads pop up so i figured i would give you guys a chance to ask me, an asshole, whatever you want. i can answer any questions you have about your busted girlfriend, your shitty taste in music or why you are cock sucker.

 

actually. you know what....forget it. i dont feel like answering your dumb fucking questions.

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^that was my "in character" thread. you guys can ask me whatever you want. i probably wont respond but you can certainly feel free to fire away.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Why dont you like spicy food?

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

And why must I only buy the expensive toliet paper or else you get angry with me?

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thats pretty funny. funnier than this thread. the "ask a ____" joke has already worn thin and its only been about 2 minutes. fuck this thread. ignore it.

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i wish. ive been getting down on the regular today. luckly the bookshelf in the bathroom has some new magazines.

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There is this crazy girl, I did the deed, then stopped talking to her.

Then she called me out of the blue and we end up in the same situation.

I haven't talked to her for three weeks, and she calls me up yesterday.

 

What's the fucking deal? And do I keep doing this?

 

The problem is that she is a 19 yr. old Venezuelan girl that doesn't take birth control. I no way because that's like a death wish right there. I realize that the ultimate asshole thing to do would be to get her pregnant, then change my identity, but I'm not that much of an asshole. I'm just curious if I should keep taking advantage of this situation.

-fuse.

 

 

But you know what? Fuck it. An asshole certainly wouldn't read all of this text.

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Here's a question to ya, did you know Team Handsome is growing? and now have 3 Hawaii members including myself? i'll digg up the flicks and send 'em your way sometime.

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what's with these lame ass thread trends in channel zero lately?

 

 

why do the mods not really seem to give a shit anymore?

 

Do you feel participation has dropped off here?

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Guest nutsonmychin!

holy shit, this is the best chocolate cookie i have ever eaten.

 

why have i never tried one before!!!!!!!!!!!

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i keep seeing these threads pop up so i figured i would give you guys a chance to ask me, an asshole, whatever you want. i can answer any questions you have about your busted girlfriend, your shitty taste in music or why you are cock sucker.

 

actually. you know what....forget it. i dont feel like answering your dumb fucking questions.

 

 

hahaha genius

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There is this crazy girl, I did the deed, then stopped talking to her.

Then she called me out of the blue and we end up in the same situation.

I haven't talked to her for three weeks, and she calls me up yesterday.

 

What's the fucking deal? And do I keep doing this?

 

The problem is that she is a 19 yr. old Venezuelan girl that doesn't take birth control. I no way because that's like a death wish right there. I realize that the ultimate asshole thing to do would be to get her pregnant, then change my identity, but I'm not that much of an asshole. I'm just curious if I should keep taking advantage of this situation.

-fuse.

 

 

But you know what? Fuck it. An asshole certainly wouldn't read all of this text.

you know what would solve this problem?

anal sex

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why do the mods not really seem to give a shit anymore?

 

 

 

asking an asshole why we don't give shits??

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