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I'm definately about to be 18 in like 3 minutes...show me some love scumbags

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Yeah happy birthday. I wish I was 18 again with all the knowledge and experience I've acquired. I'd be a fucking ninja.

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I'm sure I'll be nice and drunk tomorrow and forget all about that

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happy birthday now you can go to jail

 

for statitory rape!

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I already turned down two 15 year old vaginas today, plus a 14 year old but I woulda did that at 17 anyways

 

Catface, let's get it on nice and legal

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sorry ab, im like.. 25 years older then you or something.

 

 

old lady status

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sorry ab, im like.. 25 years older then you or something.

 

 

old lady status

 

Comn...we'll make sweet love then happily shoplift together

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Hey man, I was gonna say it earlier but I thought someone else, a chick around here, said it was her birthday too... so I was gonna give you both shouts, then I went to look and got sidetracked but... go to a porno movie. I mean in a theater, hurry too because with DVD on the market everyday it gets gayer...

 

Still get up a group of friends and definately bring girls and go to a porno theater, it's a different world... or maybe it's not but, still, now it's legal.

 

*buy a newspaper or get one of the singles magazines from the lobby and double coat that seat, you wouldn't believe what people do in those places!

*Pee-Wee Herman I'm looking at YOU!

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This is the typical 18th Australian birthday gift, you get fucking smashed with that glass, it's awesome that glass never runs out of beer until around 8 the next morning.

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I gotta go hit a strip club, but all the ones in RI are 21 except for one grimey ass place I prolly could have went to when I was 12..what's the situation with Boston strip clubs, any cool places for 18?

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