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bathroom adventures of wonderboy and young nasty man...

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young nasty man: I have to pee

wonderboy: ok

wonderboy: dont let me stand in your way

young nasty man: I was gonna pee on ou

wonderboy: good thing i moved

pause.

young nasty man: hell yeah man

young nasty man: I pissed for a while

wonderboy: did it make you feel real manly?

wonderboy: i hate when i have to piss, and im someplace that has a line or something

wonderboy: like a concert or football game or something

wonderboy: cause its like, i wait, and wait, then i piss

wonderboy: but like, i dont piss for that long usualy

young nasty man: yeah

wonderboy: so sometimes i'll stand there for a few extra seconds

wonderboy: just cause like... fuck em, they can wait

young nasty man: I can't piss when some guy is at the next urinal

young nasty man: nothin will come out

wonderboy: haha

young nasty man: I can't relax my pee muscles

wonderboy: ive been taking vitamins lately

wonderboy: and they make my piss look neon green, or orange an shit

young nasty man: wow

young nasty man: my pee is orange when I wake up and pee

wonderboy: haha

young nasty man: men should never have to piss next to each other

wonderboy: haha

young nasty man: they should make more bathrooms with the dividers between the stalls

young nasty man: those are great

wonderboy: haha

young nasty man: why don't they have those everywhere?

young nasty man: highway rest stops

young nasty man: you aren't stopping unless you really have to piss

wonderboy: haha

young nasty man: so if you have to stand next to some guy, you should have a divider so you can piss

wonderboy: haha

wonderboy: big giant splash guard

wonderboy: haha

young nasty man: yeah

young nasty man: I always worry that they're gonna look over and check out my cock

wonderboy: haha

young nasty man: you know

young nasty man: like it's hard to piss in front of your girl, and she sees your cock all the time

wonderboy: haha

young nasty man: you know man?

wonderboy: yeah

wonderboy: i dont really care for pissing infront of my girl at all

wonderboy: infact, id almost rather piss infront of a dude

young nasty man: or when ou're in a holding cell with a bunch of dudes and they have that dirty ass toilet in the corner, and there's some drugged out dude standing right next to you while you're pissing

wonderboy: haha

wonderboy: see, i used to go to the gym, so id shower around guys... well, my friends

wonderboy: so im not that tripped out by other guys an my dick an what not

wonderboy: i guess cause we'd try to piss on eachother an shit

wonderboy: so it doesnt really phase me that much

young nasty man: oh

young nasty man: I never was into that

wonderboy: but i know where your coming from

wonderboy: i wasnt either

wonderboy: it happend late in life

wonderboy: then i wound up gettign real drunk

wonderboy: and playing music naked sometimes

wonderboy: and after that, i dont know, im not that concerned anymore

young nasty man: hahahaha

young nasty man: I like keeping my cock to myself

wonderboy: fair enough

young nasty man: it's my private part

wonderboy: yo, im goign to bed tiger

wonderboy: take care

young nasty man: ok champ

young nasty man: you too

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Guest beardo

wonderboy: so sometimes i'll stand there for a few extra seconds

wonderboy: just cause like... fuck em, they can wait

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i was drunk at a party one ime and some fat girl wouldn't leave me alone and she kept wrecking my game so I chased her around the dudes backyard while I was naked and trying to pee on her.

 

I just got my GED today...talk about an accompolishment(sp?)

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Once I had to pee at a party (no kidding) and this hot chick I had been talking to asked if she could hold my winkie. I let her but as soon as she had hold I couldn't pee- I got hard instead. She acted all surprised- 'Why is it like that?!' She wouldn't let go and I really had to pee bad. I ended up yelling for her to let go so I could pee. :loopy:

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Originally posted by dBUSH

Once I had to pee at a party (no kidding) and this hot chick I had been talking to asked if she could hold my winkie. I let her but as soon as she had hold I couldn't pee- I got hard instead. She acted all surprised- 'Why is it like that?!' She wouldn't let go and I really had to pee bad. I ended up yelling for her to let go so I could pee. :loopy:

 

WOW! This happened to me too!!! Only she just offered and backed out when I unzipped my pants she was like, "There is nothing attractive about urine, why am I doing this?" then she walked out of the bathroom.

 

I hate my life, all I want is an attractive girl to hold my genitals while i piss.

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strange...that wasnt even funny. yet it left a feeling in the back of my brain like it was just....wrong....something that bothers you but in a way you didnt know it should and didnt think you wanted it to, but you didnt, you really didnt, or did you subconciously? you cant really know unless you read between the lines of your brain or got hypnotized...what was i talking about? i got confused

 

goodnight fuckers.congrats to seeking on a truly disturbing insight into the male psyche. just what i need before bed at 4 in the am.

 

 

nsk-vc

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