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I only found out what douchebag means a month ago

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I won't lie, I was usin the word waaaaaaaaay before I had any real idea what it was. My brother called me out on it one day, embaressed me, so I had to look it up

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1.

Sterilize the Enema Set by keeping them in luke warm water for 3 to 4 hours (overnight) and wash the douche can properly.

 

2.

Fix the douche tube with douche bag by inserting bottom nozzle of douche bag in one end of douche tube.

 

3.

Fix the stop cock on the other end of douche tube.

 

4.

Fill the douche bag with luke-warm water to be used for enema.

 

5.

Fix the rectal/vagina pipe with stop cock.

 

6.

Place the douche bag at a height to ensure good flow of water.

 

7.

Lubricate the Rectal/Vaginal pipe/nozzle with vaseline.

 

8.

Turn the knob to let the air out of the rubber tube.

 

9.

Prepare yourself for enema. (Please ensure that you are in a good health and are able to carry enema activities.)

 

10.

Insert the rectal/vaginal pipe into the anus/vagina and turn the knob of stop cork so that it allows flow of water through it.

 

11.

Take out the rectal/vaginal pipe when enema is over. Wash again all the enema equipment with warm water.

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A douchebag is a hygenic product' date=' therefore I take that as a compliment, thank you.[/quote']

 

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A douchebag is a hygenic product' date=' therefore I take that as a compliment, thank you.[/quote']

 

 

Caped Boy: Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace.

[He chuckles, and there is an awkward silence at the table]

Caped Boy: Anyone? Alexa!

[Alexa gives him a withering glare]

Caped Boy: Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me.

Alexa: In your dreams, douche-bag!

Caped Boy: Douche-bags are hygienic products, I take that as a compliment. Thank you.

[Keith walks off]

Alexa: Ewww!

 

Boom!

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A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching: a bag for holding the water or fluid used in douching (the word can also be used as a verb).

 

Terms such as douche bag, douche nozzle, douche cake, bag of douche, giant douche, and just plain douche are also popular derogatory terms of insult or ridicule in North America.

 

 

douche cake? i'm gonna have to try and fit that into conversation.

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i found out what a douche was when i was about 10 staying the night at my friends house.

 

just what did you and your friend do?

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