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like rollerblading and long boarding couldn't get gayer...till now

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i saw with my own eyes:

 

1.) 2 college kids with what appeared to be long boards. but they had foot support/placer type shit (like a half cylinder, where u can slide ur foot in to keep it there) and extra wheels compared to the usual 4. so 6 wheels total.

 

figure:

 

side view

 

____(_________)____ <----place feet at those bent foot supporters

O.................. O

 

bottom view:

________________

O .................O

.o............... o <----extra wheels so u can power slide

O .................O

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*forget the periods, it owuldnt let me post a bunch of spaces

 

2.) Then i saw these bad boys strapped onto the feet of a middled aged man:

 

 

lr005_pip.jpg

 

 

inovation sucks yo!

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LOL

those landroller things look like they could seriously twist the fuck out of your ankles

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ur damn right it's unfortunate! it should be considered an outrage. those poor souls, riding around thinking their cool, but in fact, they just look dumb. who knows, maybe it'll be like the bike. shit probably looked mad strange when it first came out....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nahhh

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this is not innovation. this is people biting stupid trends and trying to make a quick buck

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^^ which I whole-heartedly endorse.

 

Profitting off of other's stupidity is udd cool.

-fuse.

 

truth

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i saw with my own eyes:

 

1.) 2 college kids with what appeared to be long boards. but they had foot support/placer type shit (like a half cylinder, where u can slide ur foot in to keep it there) and extra wheels compared to the usual 4. so 6 wheels total.

 

figure:

 

side view

 

____(_________)____ <----place feet at those bent foot supporters

O.................. O

 

bottom view:

________________

O .................O

.o............... o <----extra wheels so u can power slide

O .................O

-------------------

inovation sucks yo!

Its called the freeboard. I've ridden one it simulates a snowboard. You can go down hills at close to 100 kms an hour without death wobbles like a skateboard.

http://www.freeboard.com/main.html

Check the vids out its pritty sweet.

 

Personally skateboards are better because u can do flat land tricks. But snowboarding is where its at

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yeahhh, i love snowboarding........ but this reminds me of sled dogs (roller blade for the snow).........

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belive it or not, freeboards are pretty fun. don't know about the crazy rollerblades though.

 

 

maybe im just a hippy, i do enjoy long boards.

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Theo proving that if it's not hot pink, it can always get gayer.

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hoverboard.jpg

Holly fuck that thing is real. Man i bet its like real expensive.

Where can I cop one id actually sell my car for it?

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