AND IM PRETTY SURE I CAN TELL THE FUTURE.

FIRST::::::

 

whats that now? soda pop to see futures.

guess you're not sXe anymore, huh?

NAH I AM, THIS WASNT FOR NARCOTIC USE, ITS FOR SEEING THE FUTURE, CANT YOU READ?!

i know the future

I drank a lot of coke today.

 

Is it kinda sorta the same?

yawn

NO I WONT BE YOUR MYSPACE FRIEND

 

HOLD ON, I CAN SEE 5 MORE ATTEMPTS TO ADD ME AND 100 MORE IMS.

guess you're not sXe anymore' date=' huh?[/quote']

 

 

no doubt now hes gonna be able to be mad creative yo! shits on now

NOTHING CREATIVE ABOUT FUCKING UP OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY DU

 

EXCEPT MAYBE ILL DO A HELLO KITTY FACE FOR MY E

your crazy the art of war is creative as fuck. shit is mad naturaly scientifically artfull and shit my dude DONT fornt.

I WILL BUILD A FORT

I THINK MY HEART JUST STOPPED

Caps lock clearly indicate the heavy use of coke. And future telling.

Didn't this dude get banned already for talking about etch?

NO I WONT BE YOUR MYSPACE FRIEND

 

HOLD ON, I CAN SEE 5 MORE ATTEMPTS TO ADD ME AND 100 MORE IMS.

 

 

who?

Whats so bad about talking about etch? And im too hardcore for drugs

dont do drugs.

sell um.

 

 

does my future hold for me tonight oh wise sir-bans-alot?

Coke is for faggots.

No, no, that's meth you're thinking of, you silly goose!

Banned!

You can predict the future.

cos your days are the same.

 

COKEHEAD.

I've been drinking whisky and I'm trying to microwave pasta.

 

Wish me luck.

punch through the window in a microwave while it's on

Tried it.

 

Microwaved pasta still sucks.

did it cook your hand

I SMOKED A BUNCH O WEED

and I can't remember what I was talking about.

^^^ ur so hardcore

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin

Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an

Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside

Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...

He turns to us and speaks:

 

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

 

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing

Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk

Yuk... let’s try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette

Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.

Later he says:

 

Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say

There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god’s grey

Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

 

Girl you thought he was a man

But he was a muffin

He hung around till you found

That he didn’t know nuthin’

 

Girl you thought he was a man

But he only was a-puffin’

No cries is heard in the night

As a result of him stuffin’

 

"Giutar solo"

shit.. i just saw some teacher that sent a sexy dance from her phone to one of her 13yr old students... fuckin fly!!!

 

i forgot her name.. sara suzanne or something like that... i was runnin a search on it, but i got some ugly bitch instead