Gunm Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 So, can anyone relate some stories of the "creepy older guy" or the "old guy at the club" from where they live? In case you are clueless, standard "creepy old man" generally has a 15-20 yr old age difference from the people he kicks it with. Say, a 36-37 yer old kicking it with a bunch of 18-19 yr olds. He's "cool" because he buys beer but when you see him tagging along with bunch of people half his age it's all "ewe" Exceptions to the rule would be a wise older dude who doesn't attach himself to any particular clique or crowd but is generally "around" to give good advice, relate funny stories or smoke pot with (See KaBar2 or Phunk) Pictures would be great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 There's the white guy that looks like he's in his 40s that is at every club I go to. And he ALWAYS has exactly 3 chicks with him. different ones everytime. And he dances like an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 tempted to touch, tempted to touch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 That would be my dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 creepy old guys? sure you're not being stalked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 creepy old guy////// LENS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 hahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 creepy old guy////// LENS whatever man....I'm not that old. Old as all the mods here And El mammero...I wouldn't count your dad as the "creepy older guy" When an older guy is totally accepted into the fold and is there for much more than the fact he has a car, money and alcohol, then it's all good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 "its all ewe?" did you seriously just say this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 it's all "ewe" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 you can never be too old to rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 one of those doods came into my store the other day. He was buying clothes for some 15 yearold natvie girl.. he was with a group of them and no it wasnt her dad. this guy was creep to the fullest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 "its all ewe?" did you seriously just say this? Oh, i'm sorry, did that offend your aloof social sensibilities?:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 i hope im cool enough to be the creepy old guy one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 you can never be too old to rock. Nah, but even at 30 odd,you cant get para, remembers when u wrer 18, at some club, & you were like shit/jeees, I'm never gonna end up like that dude*, **Money only *** = pevr'n ******=that traveler 15 year old I fineeeeeeed! 2thebone1fordtrouble4fordbass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 i think "creepy old guy" also applies to men that stare, drool, stalk, and/or hit on women at least 15 years younger than them... because i have this "creepy old guy" story from like 10th grade when the teacher took us to eat off campus (we had one of those laid back "high schools", if you'd even call it that)... so we split up and a group of us went to the jack-in-the-box. so it's like ten 16-year-olds in a jack-in-the-box in the middle of the day that can't keep still or be quiet. one of the people among our group was a girl. she was a black chick. so we are standing in line waiting to order when we notice this old white guy that's at least in his 50's sitting in one of the chairs, not even eating, staring at the black girl with his eyes wide, basically drooling, eyeing her up and down. and if i recall correctly the dude either had his hand in his crotch or was feeling himself up. like he was about to get an orgasm while staring at her. he stared at her the whole time. i can't remember if we got it to go or if we ate there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 THEO I'm giv;n u a inter wb HIGH five.Peace Out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 i just never figured someone who claims the east bay to be so soft. sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 vancantcut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gunm Posted April 26, 2006 Author Share Posted April 26, 2006 Boxcars......dude, you've had some funky attitude with me ever since I moved back from the valley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Hands up! I'm toxicated. nxt rise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 i guess i dont appreciate being 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 nah, you just responded with a tone, so i responded back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Boxcars......dude' date=' you've had some funky attitude with me ever since I moved back from the valley.[/quote'] u didnt yust use the the word funky? Lens I'mnot a hipeded hopsters, but thats ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 26, 2006 Author Share Posted April 26, 2006 ^^^ okay, that's just being obnoxious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 26, 2006 Author Share Posted April 26, 2006 nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 When I was 18 I worked at Macy's briefly and worked with this late 30's guy who would try to buy pot from me and on our lunchbreak would stare at like 15/16 year old girls and say "god, sometimes don't you feel like a creepy old man?" I just said to him, "man, I'm fucking 18 years old." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 At the risk of betraying my secret innermost COG, let me say that when I was in high school we had a drug store with a soda fountain and grill right across the street where everybody hung out. (Yah, kind of like Archie, Veronica, Jughead, Betty and all the gang from Riverdale High. Only we smoked dope out in the parking lot.) There were these two older '40ish guys who hung around the soda fountain, scoping out the girls. I was more than just grossed out, it was like I was ...deeply offended. I can remember saying to myself "That's just sick--those guys are old enough to be my Dad." Somehow or another once you were no longer a high school teenager you should just accept your fate and crawl off to die with all the other old creepos. And then you graduate, and move on with life, and then you meet some fine chick at a party and find out that she's a junior at Riverdale High. It's like "Holy shit, am I becoming a creepo?" And then you go to college and you see all these fine college girls hanging around with these suck-ass "young" TA'as and professors, or worse, find out that a girl you know is fucking her professor, and it's like "Guh-ROSSS! He's got to be at least thirty-five!" And when you hit your thirties, it doesn't seem so bad to want to date some fine young stuff. When I was in the Marines, at age 29, I was dating an 18-year-old and later a twenty-year-old. When I was 31, when I got out and moved to San Francisco I was going out for a while with an 18-year-old. But in the long run, what do you really have in common with somebody that much younger than you? Not much. When I was 19, I had a 31-year-old hippie girlfriend. I can tell you what we had in common--getting laid three or four times a night. Hell yeah. Can't do that any more, dammit. Try not to be too hard on the COG's, cause YOUR TURN IS COMIN'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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