MAR Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 One beer'll help me concentrate for some reason get sleepy get super crazy or cry. alot. about the weirdest shit. (one time i started crying while watching die hard because some guy got shot and killed. they told me I started yelling to everyone in the room that its not good to hurt people.) <---only when im reeeeeally trashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 ^^^ yikes ::edging towards door hoping Mar doesn't notice and flip the fuck out:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 talk shit and have a laugh, rave, write jokes things when im writing (for example i recently covered a bus stop in tags and wrote "buff this you council working scum!!!" at the bottom)(also drawing willies near the house of whoev'ers party i just left) car surfing (climbing along cars) at certain houses: put everything above the toilet in the toilet and piss on it, or preferably in it, destroy everything!!! eat, and of course drink moreeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 i get the urge to do a bunch of drugs, then i think i should drink a bottle of patron then i fuck my cousin surely thats what you meant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 at certain houses: put everything above the toilet in the toilet and piss on it, or preferably in it, destroy everything!!! you never get to come over to my house:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 im glad I dont get those.....beer goggles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 How the fuck am I supposed to remember? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 take pills start shit get arrested paint shit hollar at bitches shoplift black out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 oh yeah. I hit on asian girls too I do this all the time My little job has me going into all the nail salons. I spend an exorbiant ammount of sober time doing this as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 drinking more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 don't lie, you get busted for catching tags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOREoNe Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 sex...end of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 airsoft gun wars screaming (namely at girls/about booze) fucking dance lay in bushes take off clothes and spray paint our bodies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 drinking more is what leads to getting bopped tagging. you know this. immediately followed by yacking out the window at 70mph. oh yeah, you werent there for that, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOREoNe Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 airsoft gun wars screaming (namely at girls/about booze) fucking dance lay in bushes take off clothes and spray paint our bodies ehh, airsoft is for 12 year olds....the screaming and painting sounds pretty chill though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 ehh' date=' airsoft is for 12 year olds....the screaming and painting sounds pretty chill though[/quote'] nah man, shit is amusing as hell. just get an auto with a big clip and you're good to go. needless to say, the fucking blinds in our apartment are fucked. holes everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 i like to just walk around and be drunk in normal every day situations. p.s. i took a picture of you puking Bed. ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 How the fuck am I supposed to remember?!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 !!!! WHO WHANTS TO FIGHT? fo real...as the 10 year later ION/FLUX oh shit fallsyvti rhe bay as coloured people get the fuck on with my taxws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 walk around trying to freeload more drinks talk shit to kids i know i have a good percentage chance of beating up talk shit to kids i know i can beat up, and want to beat up just for fun kick over garbage cans, doors, anything on the street get into somebody elses dorm room and eat all their food talk alot about shit we want to do when drunk, "yeah dude lets definately go to mexico this summer yeaaaahhhhhhhh woooooO!"....that we will never actually do anyways at the end of the night get a nice herb session going, brave the spins, and pass the fuck out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 what happened last night? oh yeah.. -lost two shirts i had just bought -went street bombing with a pilot for like the first time in decades -me and the homies tried to run a train on a ho, but she wasnt feeling it -came home at 4am, only to wake up two hours later for work -proceed to show up to work smelling like happy hour /cash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 ^i dont know how you do it. if im hungover and tired from drinking the night before there is no way in hell i would ever go to work. id rather just quit i scedule my work around my drinking. if i know im getting trashed friday night, i make sure my shift dont start till like 2 or 3 the next day, or i just flake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 yo cash,sounds like a typical night^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 ^i dont know how you do it. if im hungover and tired from drinking the night before there is no way in hell i would ever go to work. id rather just quit i scedule my work around my drinking. if i know im getting trashed friday night, i make sure my shift dont start till like 2 or 3 the next day, or i just flake i dont know im just one of those people who keeps it moving from hype to hype, ill be the first to admit that i HAVE been doing that shit way too much lately like being on something then going to sleep for two hours then going to work its happened at least twice a week these past couple of weeks i think this weekend im gonna stay at home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 lower my standards....and take whats convenient. dirty dance with plumpers. then drink more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 drink more. edit- i just saw that beardo already went there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 my girlfriend saw some guy puke out front seat window of a bmw and it went all over the car. i was looking the other way at some dipshit waiting to cross the crosswalk. fucking gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_news Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 When I used to live in the dorms, they had a community fridge...which, needless to say, got raided on many an occasion, sober or (usually) not. People used to hook that shit up too, there used to be mad yogurt, frozen pizzas, microwaveable treats, etc. Other than that, getting drunk is usually synonymous with peeing alot, yelling, breaking things, climbing up baseball fences with shopping carts and leaving them up there, smoking alot of herb, eating tons of shitty unhealthy food, and general retardedness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I become a smart ass, Im the funny guy that goes "WHOAH" durring exiting parts of a story, I hit on women agressivly, make an ass of myself, gloat and get into big discussions about anything that makes me look smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 i act like a fucking nut. it seems i always run into a girl i dislike when i've been drinking, and that bitch gets it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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