psm026 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Re: i met wifey first of all i cant believe you made a thread on home girl from bathe..second of all i think your stuck in the glory you banged some chick that was down here for the weekend gave you the snatch and now your thinking bout it,... I say hit some NYC poon and get over it....have her send a pic so you see her in the light..not a very good sight...I saw her beofre i was drunk, we all hung out..Homey...She was a quick rip and dip.. Not ot mention the thing she had stuck to her forhead was bugging me out..maybe you got hypnotized by that.haahahahahah ill stil back you anyways if you love her....,maybe..lmao....... Yo Jake step in please....HELP!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Re: i met wifey OWNED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Re: i met wifey Hesh, I think you should post her on the smash or trash thread.. you'll see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Re: i met wifey oh shit. dude put you out there. ha. fuck it son, do that shit anyway. her being all jacked the fuck up and nothing like you remembered her just makes it even funnier for the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burger King Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Re: i met wifey if she lives in bath shes prolly cleean yet prunie... First of all this shit had me LOLing, waking up the gf and squirting . . . milk out my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burger King Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Re: i met wifey scary' date=' im head over heels. she lives very far away in england. the last 2 days have been the best of my life. i dont know what to do.......[/quote'] Dude, I knew this was happening. Actually I was thinking earlier . . . I wonder why I haven't talked to Hesh since the weekend when we were supposed to meet up but didn't. Going to see DJ Craze with the bitch and not having anything sarcastic or negative to say about the night. You have fallen off homey. You are soooooo weak when it comes to girls, you get one smile and a blast in the face from an exploding pussy and your ready to move over seas and live with a bitch that has a kid that you were around for a few days. Since I've known you I've heard you say that you've met wifey like 800 times. You need to focus. You Have Completely Lost Your Mind. Don't be a pooosey. Listen to PSM, he knows his stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Re: i met wifey hesh is never going to talk to any of you again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KniggazInDemStreetz Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Re: i met wifey hopefully there wont be any snakes on the plane. Don't worry man, this had me rollin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aichs47 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Re: i met wifey dont do it man!! [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Re: i met wifey yea! shoot her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Re: i met wifey ... Not ot mention the thing she had stuck to her forhead was bugging me out..maybe you got hypnotized by that.... You don't look at the mantle when yer pokin' the faaar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 AHHHHHHHH MAN! Burger King....HESH never told me she had a kid...ohhh MAN!....Step DADDY HESH coming soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 i wouldnt want to deal with kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 get her pregnant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 i would see if she likes it in the butt first.... then i would get my money back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 haha, this shit is funny..Heshiandet is a romantic. The step daddy comment reminds me of this dude I know. He met a girl over the net, and the first time they met up, she moved in with him, one year old kid and all. Which is sorta weird, but, anyway, I go over there about a month after this, and there are several Sears family portraits of the three of them on the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burger King Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Hesh Think about how much of a man whore you are when you go on vacation somewhere. Now think about If you were a woman that had a seed and went on Vaca, how much of a whore you'ld be. Think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 dude, son is a manwhore when he's at home, it aint about vacations. oll girl is straight freekazoid status. she prolly let 16 other dudes dig her out while she was in the states. prolly 2 or 3 at a time. she's a dick monster dude. that doesnt mean you shouldnt move there, it just means you should get your shots and wear one of those prosthetic dill's that keeps you mega safe. she prolly into fisting, isn't she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 i say this. think about how hot she'd be if she didnt have an accent. for some reason, accents boost the hot-o-meter thru the roof. but, that shit gets old after a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 fist it to the curb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 YO B I TOLD NIGGAS BEFORE B. I DONT CONDONE THAT WIFING SHIT. HESH BE EASY MY DU, STOP FUCKING WITH THESE WEIRDBOX BITCHES B BEFORE YOU WAKE UP IN A TUB FULLA ICE WITH A BABIES HEAD IN YOUR LAP AND YOUR LIVER MISSING B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted April 27, 2006 Author Share Posted April 27, 2006 YALL NIGGAS BE JELLY HATERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Blinded Over Pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 YO B I TOLD NIGGAS BEFORE B. I DONT CONDONE THAT WIFING SHIT. HESH BE EASY MY DU' date=' STOP FUCKING WITH THESE WEIRDBOX BITCHES B BEFORE YOU WAKE UP IN A TUB FULLA ICE WITH A BABIES HEAD IN YOUR LAP AND YOUR LIVER MISSING B.[/quote'] Yeah, thats the real deal. dont get a wifey, get hyphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burger King Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Blinded Over Pussy exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted April 28, 2006 Author Share Posted April 28, 2006 yup....... you guys will feel bad enough about all of this. or you'll laugh at me when i say "you were right"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 HESH dont sweat these fools do what you want, its your humpty dance kid, i know you gotta nose for it. ps ive read none of this... minus coming up with an awesome rhyming there once was a man form nantucket type joints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 AHHHHHHHH MAN! Burger King....HESH never told me she had a kid...ohhh MAN!....Step DADDY HESH coming soon. fuck that step kids are like rental cars- smash'em and get a good feel for what not to do when you finally decide to by your own car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Yo Friday night when i met his newest busted baby momma love of the month, Hesh was all ready to fight some asian dude for touching his busted girls ankle while she was dancing up on some stage.. it was cool watching him get all tough,,, then I almost had to smack homeboy myself for halfstepping on my kicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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