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alright . so after school today we were all sitting around in like this room where cheerleaders practice and we were sitting on wrestling mats and the corners of them were all stacked up right in the entrance. all of the sudden . the asb advisor guy ( big white bald except for on the sides ) and these 3 white ladys the first one was kinda balding and big too. so the first lady trips on the stacked mats and i seen it in slow motion and she falls right on her stomach, slides a bit, and she was kinda fat so she just like rolled on her side after that .and the big bald white guy says " SAFE" trying to make people feel less uncomfortable and like i didnt laugh right away but i had too so much so i just like. tried to focus on something else . and face the other way.

 

So any ways . what would you guys do or say in my place

 

disgus

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Guest nutsonmychin!

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spend more time in the classroom learning how to spell

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BITCH!!!!

 

better back the fuck up off my man!!?!??!

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its the internet . give a whodie a break..

 

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SHITS RAW LIKE THAT

 

 

 

Sorry dude, just cant do it.

 

We live in a world of rules and ethics.

 

Deal with that shit.

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rad

 

damn. that edit button only hangs around for like 2 minutes.

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i would have just said "ha, ha"

what e;lse can you say in that situation.

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Ask her if its her first day with the new legs.

Prosthetics rule!

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i'd have run up to the pile of mats and toppled them on top of her,

slapped the guy on the head real hard,

then ran off screaming and laughing loads at the same time,

 

i wouldnt have gone to school or wherever you were for about a month,

when back and when asked about it i'd give a mumbled half answer including something about a medication or seeing a shrink or something and walk briskly away.

 

but thats me, so whatever...

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i forgot to tell you guys that she feel with her arms out like a baseball player sliding . plus.. she slid

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i forgot to tell you guys that she feel with her arms out like a baseball player sliding . plus.. she slid

 

bahaha

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What the hell is a asb advisor?? I had to stop reading the story right there and ask. I felt as though the rest of the story would be worthless until I knew..

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