Guest nutsonmychin! Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other person says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question: "Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say: "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the person say, nervously: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 bwhahahahahha,,, thread of the week.. shit is funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I read that in Maxim about an hour ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 i once popped myself walking back home from school. yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 shoulda pooped your pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 i feel like someone i barely ever talk to just forwarded me an email the got from a co worker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 It was prob your cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT MADE MY DAY! PROPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 GAH. Porkchop. I think we are going to have to start seeing other people. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to porkchop again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 In case you thought I was bullshitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 That's incredibly ironic...Iw as in the restroom taking a dump, reading jokes, and when I come out someone had posted the joke I just read on the interweb.. I'm worried someone might have pictures of me shitting next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 heard that joke a long time ago but it would have been real funny if it did actaully happen to you 997 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Dude,, hit a thousand already.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 yeah. someone posted it as a bulletin on myspace. i thought it was funny, but then i thougth about how much funnier it would have been if it had actually happened to my friend. so i thought i'd make it funny. thanks clue. you got a big ol WACK coming yer way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Dude' date=', hit a thousand already..[/quote'] the race was over so I didn't feel the need to post BS anymore this is 1001...are you happy now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 ahhhhhhhhhh boooooooooooooooooo... thought it was a true story.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 the race was over so I didn't feel the need to post BS anymore this is 1001...are you happy now No. I will never be, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 In case you thought I was bullshitting. porkchop put the joke sooooooo much better than maxim did nice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 TRUTH from Orlando is killin it.............. sorry about your personal feelings clue have you ever thought about talking to a professional about this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Sometimes, when I get off work....I feel like breaking things that don't belong to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 true crapper story K...so you can tell when someone's tryin to pinch a loaf, speshly with dude's im sure. but chicks too. there's no sound, maybe a shuffle of a foot to be certain the other person knows yer there. If i ever come across someone mid dump, i will make sure to be very swift in my pee buisness. go, quick wash, out the door. sometimes you get into a battle of witts with a neighboring stall. you both gotta drop a duece. you wait, you wait. who is the weaker link? or you both just gotta go so bad you shit in unison. but the thing i cannot fuckin handle. when someone KNOWS you're waiting for them to leave to do your thing. Maybe you drank a case of PBR last night? maybe you had Indian. whatever it is, it needs to be dealt with in private... These bitches will take a leisurly piss, fix their hair,,,touch up make up, etc. HOW FUCKING RUDE. ugh. only thing worse is when there's a bathroom with one stall, and someone is waiting, and they wait INSIDE. like, not right outside the door. but like inches away, just sitting there . god. some people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 You should have continued a conversation like you were on the phone with someone else and that person next to you was actually the idiot. That would have shown them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 true crapper story K...so you can tell when someone's tryin to pinch a loaf, speshly with dude's im sure. but chicks too. there's no sound, maybe a shuffle of a foot to be certain the other person knows yer there. If i ever come across someone mid dump, i will make sure to be very swift in my pee buisness. go, quick wash, out the door. sometimes you get into a battle of witts with a neighboring stall. you both gotta drop a duece. you wait, you wait. who is the weaker link? or you both just gotta go so bad you shit in unison. but the thing i cannot fuckin handle. when someone KNOWS you're waiting for them to leave to do your thing. Maybe you drank a case of PBR last night? maybe you had Indian. whatever it is, it needs to be dealt with in private... These bitches will take a leisurly piss, fix their hair,,,touch up make up, etc. HOW FUCKING RUDE. ugh. only thing worse is when there's a bathroom with one stall, and someone is waiting, and they wait INSIDE. like, not right outside the door. but like inches away, just sitting there . god. some people. I dont get it. Girls dont go to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I dont get it. Girls dont go to the bathroom. thats what I was thinking but I guess they do from what Porkchop is saying ....unless she is sectretly a he and is not telling us the truth she could be like that girl on the strip-poker game ewwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Bad news bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "cousin fucker, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "how did you know i fucked my cousin" And the other person says: "well your just the biggest thing on the internet since myspace" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 http://www.theplumber.com/crapper.html that is truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 true crapper story K...so you can tell when someone's tryin to pinch a loaf, speshly with dude's im sure. but chicks too. there's no sound, maybe a shuffle of a foot to be certain the other person knows yer there. If i ever come across someone mid dump, i will make sure to be very swift in my pee buisness. go, quick wash, out the door. sometimes you get into a battle of witts with a neighboring stall. you both gotta drop a duece. you wait, you wait. who is the weaker link? or you both just gotta go so bad you shit in unison. but the thing i cannot fuckin handle. when someone KNOWS you're waiting for them to leave to do your thing. Maybe you drank a case of PBR last night? maybe you had Indian. whatever it is, it needs to be dealt with in private... These bitches will take a leisurly piss, fix their hair,,,touch up make up, etc. HOW FUCKING RUDE. ugh. only thing worse is when there's a bathroom with one stall, and someone is waiting, and they wait INSIDE. like, not right outside the door. but like inches away, just sitting there . god. some people. so you can't take a shit if you aren't alone? hahahah I take a sick pleasure in doing all I can to gross the poor bastard sharing that room out it's even funnier when its an office type environment, and you recognize the other people by their shoes... and when you see them later it's like 'what's up' and they know the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 LAMEST THREAD EVER ALERT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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