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My good friend (who has offered to put me up while I sort out my eviction shit) couldn't get into a bar tonight. He argued with the bouncer, then scribbled all over the walls, and I pissed in the enterance. Then we went to another bar and drank more beer. Just thought I'd share...

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ive done bathrooms up real big at a club and the people throwing the party cut off the music to the dance floor and got on the mic screaming "who the fuck tagged the bathroom?!!" "i wanna know right now" shit was funny as hell, they even said my "tagger name" over the mic...so i got even more rep..

 

 

truth.

pfft.

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ive done bathrooms up real big at a club and the people throwing the party cut off the music to the dance floor and got on the mic screaming "who the fuck tagged the bathroom?!!" "i wanna know right now" shit was funny as hell, they even said my "tagger name" over the mic...so i got even more rep..

 

 

truth.

pfft.

 

 

That...KICKS ASS!

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i remember a few years back at this gallery opening

 

the DJ stops in the middle of his little set and goes

 

"DONT... FUCKING... TAG UP THE BATHROOM,

IF I CATCH ONE OF YOU LITTLE FUCKS DOING THIS I WILL PERSONALLY BREAK YOUR ARM..."

 

guy in crowd: "WE'RE ALL TAGGERS HERE DUMBSHIT!"

 

DJ goes back to his set and ends up getting robbed after the show

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So to summarize

 

1. you hit burger king

 

2. got caught

 

3. you stole some ketchup and fled on foot

 

4. All the while being under the influence of Drain-o

 

 

brilliant. Mom and Dad must be proud

 

 

 

that shits funny

 

 

I guess stealing Ketchup is the gangsta shit these days

 

 

995..almost there

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My good friend (who has offered to put me up while I sort out my eviction shit) couldn't get into a bar tonight. He argued with the bouncer' date=' then scribbled all over the walls, and I pissed in the enterance. Then we went to another bar and drank more beer. Just thought I'd share...[/quote']

 

kudos, this is just my style!

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