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i cum on the face of jesus, bitch.

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Re: i come in the name of jesus, bitch.

 

where have you been sir?

 

edit: yikes......check that hair.

 

funny tho

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Re: i come in the name of jesus, bitch.

 

DUDES HAIR LOOKS LIKE HE RAN FROM THE ARMY HALFWAY THRU THE HEAD SHAVING AND JUST SAID FUCK IT.

 

 

I LOVE HOW DUDES ABLE TO FLY AROUND THE FOREST AND JUST STAND THERE LIKE HES REALLY NOT.

 

 

 

The spirit of christ is black, ugly and pissed.

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Re: i come in the name of jesus, bitch.

 

"Say what? Mofucka I Aint lookin for you" "Get to Heaven's Gate. Travel the hell up outta here"

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Re: i come in the name of jesus, bitch.

 

I've hiked to the top of those falls in yosemite before

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Re: i come in the name of jesus, bitch.

 

"The devil is a mothafuckin liar. So you know I aint worried. BIAAATCH!"

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Re: i come in the name of jesus, bitch.

 

"I don't give a fuck what you think bitch!!! Yo' thoughts ain't my thoughts...bitch I'm flowin' straight from the survival scrolls!

 

CUT THAT BITCH OFF!!!!!!"

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: i come in the name of jesus, bitch.

 

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day

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Re: i come in the name of jesus, bitch.

 

Jesus IS peace, fuck what you talkin about

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Re: i come in the name of jesus, bitch.

 

I've hiked to the top of those falls in yosemite before

 

props

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Re: i cum in the name of jesus, bitch.

 

"I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK, BITCH! CUT THAT BITCH OFF! NEXT CALLER"

 

gold

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Re: i cum in the name of jesus, bitch.

 

"you trust in hell mothafucker, and you already in hell, just like i trust in heaven and im already there"

 

i love it when people try and be gangster and religious at the same time, its so funny

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