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my letter to kevin federline

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i decided to start writing celebrities i can find and 'enlightening' them.

here's my first message of truth to a celebrity.

 

'greetings kevin federline,

my name is not important. however, i have important

infomation for you to process. i hope you're ready for this:

 

dude, you got britney spears credit cards! you don't need to

get into rap. all that money you're wasting on studio time and promotion....you could be down in aruba with that natalie chick. wtf? again....dude, you got britney spears credit cards. you could be cokin it up with kate moss. wtf?

 

anyhow, much blesssings,

the reverend casek r. nazty'

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Guest Ginger Bread Man

hahaha this shit is classique

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best thread ever

 

we should all send him letters on 12oz prophet letterhead

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best thread ever

 

we should all send him letters on 12oz prophet letterhead

 

not a bad idea.......

 

yeah hes definitely got it made:

1.he gets to plant his seeds in Brittany Spears

2.he gets her money

3.he gets to do nothing but spend it

4.his life is a big party

5.boogiehands

 

Thats just 5....I am sure there are a lot more reasons his life is made right now

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a lot of people give him shit, but really..... papazao must be a bit of a pimp.

 

sure brittney isn't much of a catch anymore, but her millions still are.

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a lot of people give him shit, but really..... papazao must be a bit of a pimp.

 

sure brittney isn't much of a catch anymore, but her millions still are.

 

take "much of" out of the equation and we're good to go :)

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he's alright with me. a male gold-digger. afterall bitches have been doing it to men for years. same with that nick lache or cliche or whatever. suck that jessica simpson bitch dry for everything she got.

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No matter how rich a wife he somehow managed to land, it is still fact that Fedderline is the most unbelievably douchebaggy piece of shit to ever walk the earth.

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i await response from mr. federline.

 

i think i should hit up lower level celebs

with letters of truth. 'k-fed' may find it

hard to respond with his thousands of

death threats keeping him busy.

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No matter how rich a wife he somehow managed to land' date=' it is still fact that Fedderline is the most unbelievably douchebaggy piece of shit to ever walk the earth.[/quote']

 

ha ha ha

 

I liked that family guy episode where Peter had the job as Kevin Federlines magic mirror

 

http://www.gorillamask.net/famguyfed.shtml

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i heard she dropped upwards of one and a half million dollars on the in-house studio.

 

although i've also heard she regards him as a 'very talented rapper'

 

 

 

 

neither speaks to her intelligence.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

papazoa!

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