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So i decided im goin to Brazil...


Jake Stevens

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i used to live in a brazillian community in hawaii

 

beautiful girls and we would all share dinner.. like i would go to thier house and eat dinner and they would come to mine the next night... really horny too.

 

but bayer (the pharmacy) sent drugs infected with aids all around the world.. sad to say it may have hit latin america

 

if anything.. if youre american.. you can look for the hottest chick and see if she wants to get married for a fee

 

my friend is one of the hottest girls i know.. her family is so filthy rich.. she has her own apartment.. parties every night.. goes to the gym... and she hasnt worked from what i know... in 7 years

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youre gonna die, straight up die, youll get kidnapped, shot, get aids, die on the highway(that shit is crazy in brazil, no one knows how to drive), my friend is brazilian he was driving with his dad and some guy pulled an mac10 on him because he wouldnt make room for the guy to pass. whats your name, ill check the obituaries in a week or so.

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my (really fine) spanish teachers husband went away on a 4 month buisness trip to brazil. we'd always give her shit about how he was spitting game on the bitches, but she'd give us the "guys we're so in love speech". All in good humour. Well it turns out homeboy was cheating on her with a 15 year old. She started reading his emails and what not. And she was a really nice woman too, i felt bad.

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oh boy more bad roller tags and OS gemeos bitten characters on the way!

 

nope i wont be biting any brazils graff.. thanks for the positive comments i will take lots of pictures.. i not going til next month.. i have plenty of time to watch murders in the us on fox news before i go.. more seems to be happening in the us than Brazil! well what i hear of anyway!!

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