Dick Quickwood Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 today at work someone called from compton. i was like, hey i just saw that movie don't be a menace, have you seen that, she was all yeah, i was like, is that how it really is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how how are are you you Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 and then?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 then he watched CB4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 i was at work on friday and some guy from new zealand goes: "uhm... excuse me... but, have you noticed the amount of "strange" people in the area?" and i kinda look outside and see nothing but the local hood niggas trying to get their hustle on, either posting on the corner or on the sidewalk selling stolen clothes and shit i responded with something that reassured him along the lines of "oh theyre not much to concern yourself with, just ignore them and it shouldnt be much of an issue" what i wanted to say was: "the 'strange' people? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... you mean the NIGGERS?" haha im sure i would have enjoyed his reaction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 on a discussion on female condoms,,,,whoa... i never came across one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 hot girl at work: hey, you gonna bring anything for the potluck? me: uh yeah maybe some "special sauce" or something her:eww damn she has a nice body on her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 ^^ aeesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 when I was in Ireland this kid asked me if we had black people where I came from... because they certainly didn't have them in Westport. The kid must have been at least 15 and he'd never met a black person. Another time, and a different subject... I was with my friend Jason from Cali when he got bitten by an ant for the first time in his life at age 15... he was just sitting in an ant bed so I pointed it out to him and he didn't seem to care, until about 5 seconds later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 i just say 'hello dawgg' a lot and the people seem to enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 uh... when i go to restaurants and they ask me if i'd like smoking or non the default answer is 'smoking. heavy.'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 this wasn't my awesome comment, but it's gold... in my line of work I get to talk to americans all the time (I'm canadian). I had this one bitch on the phone. the call center she works at is in tennessee. so basically what I was doing was placing an order with her company. so I'm trying to explain to her how our shipping process works (it's kind of complicated... the jist of it is our shit gets sent to us from minnesota, no matter where its ordered from.) anyways, to get through all the bullshit, I was trying to leave her our phone # so she could call back an order verification. she says... "oh no we can't do that." I say well why not? and she says well don't we have to dial some sort of international code # ? and then I inform her (while trying not to laugh) that, no, she can call directly to anywhere in canada, or north america, by simply dialing a 1 and then the area code. and then she spits out this gem... "you mean I can call directly to canada?!" GOLD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 sorry dude. not so gold. i don't think people from tennesse call canada too regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 My friend the other day goes "Technically a beard is just a really really big sideburn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 it's gold, because that kind of shit happens to me on a daily basis. seriously. who doesn't know that its 1-area code- phone number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 who would want to call canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 who would start a thread because of THIS story: today at work someone called from compton. i was like' date=' hey i just saw that movie don't be a menace, have you seen that, she was all yeah, i was like, is that how it really is there?[/quote'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 that story is hilarious. maybe you just suck, ever considered that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 that story is hilarious. maybe you just suck' date=' ever considered that?[/q:biglaugh: :$: uote'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I was discussing some Breast Cancer research walk my girlfriend was going on last year, and in passing, I asked her, "You know what would be a pretty good fundraiser for that?" She says, "No, what?" "A wet t-shirt contest." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I was picking up some groceries from the local grocery store and this cute white chick walking by asked me if i had a cigarette, befor i said "sorry i dont smoke" my mind screamed out "ID KOBE BRYANT THAT BITCH." then i said "sorry i dont smoke" my half black impulses almost got the best of me that day. It was outside Trader Joe's if anybody wanted to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 So I was at a donut shop with this girl from work. Its 8am and the mom pop place is packed. This asian guy comes out from the back and asks what we would like. We both order and the guy starts to get our donuts togeather and etc. The girl looks at me and says "I chink he grabbed the wrong donut for me." Everyone in place got quiet and I just stood there staring at her like what the fuck...? It was also then that I realized we were the only white people there and the owners, whom I know personally gave me the scumbag look. She turned and immmediately asked him about her order, we paid and I told her I wanted to eat in the car. As soon as we got outside I asked her what the deal was. She totally denied saying the word chink and kept playing it off...!! Anyways, it was a fucked up situation and now Im probably not welcome at my favorite breakfast place. Fuck that bitch for her awesomely stupid comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 That was supremely awesome.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 every time i say the word box to a person from chicago, i say "bax" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Im starting to sound country again making everything i say sound hillarious. Things like "G'd 'n." Haha. Hillbillies dont use vowels when they talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 none of this is funny. except the chink remark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Basegow Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I MADE A WITTY COMMENT. PROBABLY A FEW YEARS AGO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Sometimes at work when I'm fucked up off of something or other, people will pass by me and say "hi" and I'll just reply "yep". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Sometimes at work when I'm fucked up off of something or other' date=' people will pass by me and say "hi" and I'll just reply "yep".[/quote'] Woooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww. I betcha got a really cool stapler tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 arcel has a job? or is it community hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 me and a mate in work sat the other day shoutin in work "do ya know how i know your gay... then he say "how" then i'd say "cause i caught you lookin at my dick in the toilets".. then he'd say "do ya know how i know your gay".. id say "how?" then he'd say " cause you didnt stop me!" this went on for bout 4hrs.. easily amused!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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