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i just cut my hand open and fixed the gaping bloody wound with super glue.

it's working pretty damn well.

i highly suggest superglue for all your medical needs.

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skin glue that they use in hospitals is vey similar to super glue

 

i know its just a cry for help

 

Self Mutilation ("Cutting")

 

1-800-DONT-CUT (1-800-366-8288)

 

Teen Cutting Helpline, 1-800-366-8288

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for real, I have long told people not to spend the extra money for that 'Liquid Band-aid' crap, Super Glue is where it's at!

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Dermabond is the hospital stuff its octyl-cyanoacrylate,

while Superglue is ethyl-cyanoacrylate

vets use Vetbond Butyl-cyanoacrylate on animals

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super glue was invented for closing wounds during combat situations.

i'm at war with the world.

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once i slashed my finger with a razor blade while trying to cut apart a rollerblade wheel, it was quite painful, and my finger has been lopsided on the end ever since

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1-800-DONT-CUT (1-800-366-8288)

 

Teen Cutting Helpline, 1-800-366-8288

 

back in the day there was a commercial for the 9 Line (1-800-9999999999), anyway, they show a kid on the streets and he's having a ruff time so then he goes to a payphone AND LOOKS UP THE NUMBER?! WTF? 1 800 and a whole bunch of 9's! You gotta look that up?

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once i slashed my finger with a razor blade while trying to cut apart a rollerblade wheel' date=' it was quite painful, and my finger has been lopsided on the end ever since[/quote']

 

you're just lucky you didn't catch 'gay' from that wheel...

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ghetto first aid

 

i seen homies put krazy glue on stab wounds, only to have that shit turn green within a week

 

 

 

good luck...

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that lopsided finger of yours is allah's reminder that rollerblading is for faggots.

 

ha, i was gonna say the same shit.

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ghetto first aid

 

i seen homies put krazy glue on stab wounds, only to have that shit turn green within a week

 

 

 

good luck...

 

well you got to clean the wound first

 

and it would work much better on a slash then a stab

cause with stab you have to worry about internal damage while a slash its just stopping the bleeding

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super glue was invented for closing wounds during combat situations.

i'm at war with the world.

 

I've heard the same thing about duct tape

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i just cut my hand open and fixed the gaping bloody wound with super glue.

it's working pretty damn well.

i highly suggest superglue for all your medical needs.

man bad move i know someone that did that and had to go to the hospital

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man bad move i know someone that did that and had to go to the hospital

 

apparently your friend did it wrong

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blade inflicted wounds dont heal as fast as other wounds because its a clean cut and there is nothing to join them back together without help or time. the super glue is a pretty good idea as long as none gets in the wound. If you rub mud on bee stings, it sucks the poison out!

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