seeking Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 i just cut my hand open and fixed the gaping bloody wound with super glue. it's working pretty damn well. i highly suggest superglue for all your medical needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 *edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastBoyScout Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 skin glue that they use in hospitals is vey similar to super glue i know its just a cry for help Self Mutilation ("Cutting") 1-800-DONT-CUT (1-800-366-8288) Teen Cutting Helpline, 1-800-366-8288 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 for real, I have long told people not to spend the extra money for that 'Liquid Band-aid' crap, Super Glue is where it's at! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 that AIDS blood is going to infect someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 old news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastBoyScout Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Dermabond is the hospital stuff its octyl-cyanoacrylate, while Superglue is ethyl-cyanoacrylate vets use Vetbond Butyl-cyanoacrylate on animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 super glue was invented for closing wounds during combat situations. i'm at war with the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 and used for a prank that required a passed out drunk dude and a pee hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 if you drink all the spilt blood it just goes back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 once i slashed my finger with a razor blade while trying to cut apart a rollerblade wheel, it was quite painful, and my finger has been lopsided on the end ever since Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 1-800-DONT-CUT (1-800-366-8288) Teen Cutting Helpline, 1-800-366-8288 back in the day there was a commercial for the 9 Line (1-800-9999999999), anyway, they show a kid on the streets and he's having a ruff time so then he goes to a payphone AND LOOKS UP THE NUMBER?! WTF? 1 800 and a whole bunch of 9's! You gotta look that up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 that lopsided finger of yours is allah's reminder that rollerblading is for faggots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 once i slashed my finger with a razor blade while trying to cut apart a rollerblade wheel' date=' it was quite painful, and my finger has been lopsided on the end ever since[/quote'] you're just lucky you didn't catch 'gay' from that wheel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 ghetto first aid i seen homies put krazy glue on stab wounds, only to have that shit turn green within a week good luck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 that lopsided finger of yours is allah's reminder that rollerblading is for faggots. ha, i was gonna say the same shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastBoyScout Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 ghetto first aid i seen homies put krazy glue on stab wounds, only to have that shit turn green within a week good luck... well you got to clean the wound first and it would work much better on a slash then a stab cause with stab you have to worry about internal damage while a slash its just stopping the bleeding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 super glue was invented for closing wounds during combat situations. i'm at war with the world. I've heard the same thing about duct tape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 i just cut my hand open and fixed the gaping bloody wound with super glue. it's working pretty damn well. i highly suggest superglue for all your medical needs. man bad move i know someone that did that and had to go to the hospital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 man bad move i know someone that did that and had to go to the hospital apparently your friend did it wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 blade inflicted wounds dont heal as fast as other wounds because its a clean cut and there is nothing to join them back together without help or time. the super glue is a pretty good idea as long as none gets in the wound. If you rub mud on bee stings, it sucks the poison out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 if i rub my balls on your forehead it sucks the cumguzzler out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 meat tenderizer works for that also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 blade inflicted wounds dont heal as fast as other wounds because its a clean cut and there is nothing to join them back together without help or time. the super glue is a pretty good idea as long as none gets in the wound. If you rub mud on bee stings, it sucks the poison out! wtf are you basing this on? jagged cuts take longer to heal, and are more likely to scar... but a clean cut, like a blade would make, heals faster because its easier for your skin to FUSE BACK TOGETHER, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 yo. i got mad cuts b on my hip hop mix tape ill word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 well you got to clean the wound first and it would work much better on a slash then a stab cause with stab you have to worry about internal damage while a slash its just stopping the bleeding what can i say, it gets grimey on the streets, but as i recall it was more of a slash than a stab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Super glue in the cut is much better than bandaids. They make a medical/surgical version thats even krazy-er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 One time I cut my ring finger deep (tendon deep) on a cat food can. I went to Brooklyn Hospital to get stitches, and they said "I dont know why you came here, its not that serious," to which I replied, wow, I didnt realize that when I saw my bone and tendons after getting a deep cut it wasnt very serious, thanks. Well, they used that super glue shit. Moral of the story, dont go to Brooklyn Hospital. I still have a deep serious scar from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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