After School Special Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I used to piss all over the bathroom in like 2nd grade. I was a destructive little bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 yes Mamski posted the stainless steel counter part of the porcelain trough... and Carter was in office when I encountered my first trough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 that thing looked like a bench you just line up to piss at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 that dive is disgusting haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madTV Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I got suspended in fourth grade for peeing all over the wall, been peeing directly in the toilet ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 when I was traveling w/ the band we would play this game... being on the road, pit stops came for everyone all at once... so we'd be goofing and heading into some rest stop bathroom... when we got inside we'd hit up the stalls and try to piss on each other's feet without the person catching on (shortly thereafter we determined that pissing on the feet of somebody your going to be cooped up in a van with for several hours was NOT the move)... Anyway, one day we're at a rest stop when Jim pissed all over some stranger's feet. The stranger was taking a dump and I guess Jim just thought it would be funny... so he unleashed on dude's buster browns. Of course, being that he was in a perfect position to keep an eye on his shoes, the dude noticed immediately and started to protest... Jim apologized loudly 4 or 5 times and just kept right on pissing on dude's shoes... so we bust out the bathroom and head for the van and bird dogged the door until pissfoot came out a few minutes later looking REALLY angry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 just pee in the toilet and leave the seat down...really, it's that simple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Fancy stainless steel version, the ones i still see are way gross but just as awesome in their usability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~SMUTBADLUCK~ Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 . I SAID IT BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.. WOMEN "PEE" ------ MEN "PISS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 uh oh. somebody is insecure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 PODOE pees, YOU piss, yet you still leave the seat down...beer is not an excuse, neither is not caring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~SMUTBADLUCK~ Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 uh oh. somebody is insecure! :biglaugh: SORRY.. I'LL START SITTIN' DOWN WHEN I "PEE" LIKE YOU LITTLE LADY :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 :lol: i'm funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I don't know about games. But after almost a year of using nothing but public bathrooms I now tend to hold my junk like its a manual revolver to prevent unwanted splash back. * That's right, I hold my dick like I hold my gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 yeah... swordfightin' time! EnGarde! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 if im lucky and im able to sneak in a broad a blumpkin is a great game two of mans finest pleasure taking a much needed shit and getting dome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 what do you do in public WCs you wouldnt do at home? hahaha, don't even get me started "whoops the soap dispenser accidently fell off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 :biglaugh: SORRY.. I'LL START SITTIN' DOWN WHEN I "PEE" LIKE YOU LITTLE LADY :biglaugh: well, learning how to read would be a better start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 you mean to tell us you pee sitting down? It's "metroGnome" dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Try to completely saturate as many toilet rolls as poossible leaving no dry areas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I try piss on the flush button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 nothing special, i tend to just piss on the stubborn poop that hangs on for dear life. flush with my foot, check. There are ALOT of people that don't wash their hands after pissing and shitting, then on the way out they obviously must open the door with their unwashed hand. That bothers me somewhat, but I don't go so far as to open the door with a paper towel in my hand. One thing, why don't rich people, since they can readily afford it, put Urinals in their bathrooms. To me, it's so much more easier and cleaner than pissing standing up over a toilet, causing potential split streams and general piss foot for others to enjoy. I vow to you now, I will have a urinal one day. A golden one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Seldon, your on point and when i get rich there will def be a urinal in my bathhroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I do see your point but if it's my piss i don't trip too much 'cause my aim is on point...i just soap my hands up like crazy afterwards. I also like to play "stuff anything sitting on top of the toilet tank into the toilet bowl then piss all over it" game. i do that at house parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 a poo story some years ago when i was on scout camp we had these three little toilets in mini tents, you basically just had to shit in a toilet shaped bucket with disenfectant at the bottom. my mate decided to shit on the seat. it was so fuckin nasty the scout leader people were not happy lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Piss on the floor occasionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNBUNBIGGY Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Play whoever can piss farthest from the urinal, fun in highway rest areas. Pull down pants and undies to the ankles and pee in urinals when its busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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