ClueTwo Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Smart, that's the coolest thing I have ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i open door walk in hit a tag on the back the cubicle door then piss flush with my foot then open door if its empty tag the fuck out of it and then wash my hands and walk out the door to continue life as if nothin happened! after all it only happens bout a billion times in our lives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 I wasn't in public but' date=' this seems like the place to tell the tale... a few seconds ago I had a 'rumble in the jungle' so I went into the bathroom, I was lifting up the seat and I spontaneously barfed... and that was good because it all went right in the toilet, so... I sat down and commenced to squeezin' when suddenly I sneezed and got all my dump taking done in half a second...[/quote'] Nice man... i stayed in this hostel in otowa and after some spicie thia and too many shots of te-killya i ended un in this stall to stall crawl back and forth form the puke to the poop stalls... i didnt know if i was coming or going,it was a hectic 45 minutes or so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 oof Lox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I try to arc over into gondolas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I wasn't in public but' date=' this seems like the place to tell the tale... a few seconds ago I had a 'rumble in the jungle' so I went into the bathroom, I was lifting up the seat and I spontaneously barfed... and that was good because it all went right in the toilet, so... I sat down and commenced to squeezin' when suddenly I sneezed and got all my dump taking done in half a second...[/quote'] haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 you guys are mad ghey sometimes. lol shits fire fire burn jah whatever ham salami and bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 piss pressure washer if there is any visible drains in the floor they get pissed in and i always piss all over the seat and floor just to make a mess i worked in a gas station at one time, now its my turn to make the mess, not clean it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i hate those chest level down to the floor in the wall urinals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Madonna hotel; waterfall urinals. I do enjoy peeing in a urinal, stepping back and arching it as far as I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bright Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i start pissin then walk backwards and see how far i can go whilst still gettin it in the toilet also writin things in piss and catchin reaches while im still pissins always a challenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 when im in a public restroom and the toilet has a water tank on the back i take the top off and piss in it so the next person that flushes the toilet,, piss will come up instea of fresh water..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I usually do a 360 misty flip off the toilet seat (especially if a guy left it up beforehand) crouch down crouching tiger hidden dragon style, kick flush the toilet like the rock star I am, then touch everything in sight with my pee-pee hands to ruin the next person's b-room time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 And Smart, that shit you said before was excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I always aim for them tiny holes in the urinal and try to hit them all before i run out of urine ammunition. Also the 'jump the gun' game someone mentioned. If im so lucky to have a urinal cake I'll also try to bounce my stream off the top of it and onto the back of the urinal. Its pretty hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 This is a fun one. In a stall, pee standing up, and try to bounce your pee off the stall wall into the toilet. It takes time to get it right, keep at it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Am I the only person civilized enough to fucking pee directly into one toilet, flush, wash my hands, tag the ceiling or mirror, and then leave? Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 feeling the violent urge to shit and vomit at the exact same time after realizing there was no TP anywhere in the apartment was the single worst moment of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 i normally catch tags,piss all over the stall,fuck a flush unless its a decent bathroom,ive also pressure washed poo out the toilet,im sure everyone has atleast once,also washing hands is a must unless your a dirty fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 also washing hands is a must unless your a dirty fuck this from one called GrimeyLife1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 This is a fun one. In a stall' date=' [b']pee standing up[/b], and try to bounce your pee off the stall wall into the toilet. It takes time to get it right, keep at it! you mean to tell us you pee sitting down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smart Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 when I moved to a new elementary school as a child I was confused by the fact that instead of regular urinals there was just this big trough, kind of a skinny bathtub looking thing... So, being already a little confused by the concept I became something of a minor celebrity by 'inventing' the game where you stand at one end of the tub and try to piss over the entire thing, hitting the floor on the other side. This game went on for a couple weeks and as it turned out greatly distressed and offended the janitor who was forever mopping up this big puddle of mystery piss. So, anyway, one day we were all in there pissing over the trough, one at a time, not all at once, and the janitor came rushing in and busted the kid who was at the plate. He also yelled at all of us for encouraging him... so, Matt went to the principal's office and the rest of us went back to class. About 20 minutes went by when the Office Lady's voice came over the intercom demanding my presence down to the office. So, when I got there I was surrounded by a couple bewildered authority types who wanted to know why I had taught all the kids to pee on the floor... I STILL don't have an answer for that one. Anyway, after being kinda yelled at for a little while it was determined that Matt would mop up any piss for the next couple days and I would go back to class but the Principal promised to 'keep an eye on me'. Fortunately for Matt there was no mopping to be done because for the rest of the semester the Janitor would come into the bathroom just to make sure we weren't pissing on the floor... I told you that to tell you this: Several years later a friend and I were avidly persuing our dreams to become ninjas and we reasoned that ninjas need to be good at breaking and entering so we headed on over to the school and broke in... We wandered the halls for a while, we were ninjas not vandals, and I felt the urge to shake some dew off my lilly so I went into the bathroom and there was the trough... I'd almost put it out of my mind by this point so it was with a great feeling of reliving my misspent youth that I dropped trou and pissed over the trough once again. I also marveled at how easy it had become since I'd grown up. What had seemed like a mile of porcelain when I was in 4th grade turned out to only be a couple feet when I was 15. It was at this point a little bit of my childhood died and I realized that you can never go back... This turned out to be one of 2 piss troughs I've encountered in my life... the second was about 10 years ago in a bar. I can't remember if it was a club we played or just some place we went but I know I only went there once. This time there was a bathroom attendant so I couldn't try my trick but that was ok, I was REALLY drunk and probably would have pissed on someone else by accident. The reason I mention this particular trough is because it was black porcelain and filled with ice. It would make piss steam while you went... it was pretty repulsive actually but I kept having to fight a compulsion to stick my hand in and look for a beer... it just looked like everyone was pissing in the cooler. Fortunately I never gave in to temptation so, I've never touched the pissy ice. Maybe before I die... but probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 you mean to tell us you pee sitting down? I pee sitting down. I mean, they call it a RESTroom, I'm getting my motherfucking rest on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 thats rough business.... MAMAS VIDEO THAT IS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Piss troughs are gross. You only see that shit at the diviest of bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I like the piss trough, no fuss no muss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I've never seen this piss trough is it anything like that, uh, thing mamerro posted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 we had troughs in my elementry school, when carter was pres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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