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lord_casek, April 16, 2006 in Channel Zero
What's wrong with gatorade?
the bottle is in the shape of a cock
oh, I see... even if you participate in broad symbolic interpretation you will never be as gay as casek... when he drinks gatorade and indulges in his gay fantasies.
He's saying he wants to suck your cork...
i like it when you project your blatant homosexuality
maybe one day you can be a real man. keep hope alive,
I wish I could do the Comic Book Guy voice over the net....
"Worst post EVER... (you gotta say that)...
Oh Yes! my disinterest in searching the web for something that not only shows gatorade but penises as well absolutely proves my gaysexuality... unlike some folks I might mention."
I forgot to end the quote, and to tell y'all that the comic book guy voice is no longer active...
i didn't search for anything. fact is, gatorade bottles look like cocks.
if you drink gatorade, you're drinking out of a symboic phallus.
however, i believe you bypass the symbology and go straight for the
i used no voice overs because i don't have to hide behind humour
to call you a fag.
i like purple flavor.
I never would have thought that gatorade bottles looked similar to penises if you didn't make this thread. And with the top, they really don't. Just when you take a picture without the top.
And since you didn't search for those photos, it's even sadder that you took time to spray paint a gatorade bottle and then took a picture at an angle to make it look like a penis. I guess some people just see more penises than others.
What does flower girl have to do with all this?
well, actually, i didn't take the pictures either.
no one bothers to ask any more. assumptions
maybe it's you guys who are the homosexuals?
it seems like no one else is thinking "hey, coca cola
did this with their bottle shaped like a woman"
or maybe it's just lack of education?
for someone with a screen name like 'smart', you
sure do like to jump to the gay shit right off the bat.
ever think that maybe when you say that, it's just
you denying what kind of person you are?
I think that was his way of saying "nohomo."
i don't really care.
So if you didn't search for them, and you didn't take them how did you find them?
Oh so I'm a homosexual because I don't think bottles look like female bodies?
Or I'm ignorant because I don't notice that gatorade bottles may look like penises. Hmm do they have a class on that?
i was simply pointing out that bottles have been made to look like things before
and it's probably not just a coincidence that gatorade bottles look like dicks.
also, if i may point out, the adverts for gatorade are pretty blatantly inferring cocksucking,
'money shots', etc. on the male and female tip.
as for you being ignorant, that's just personal opinion.
eh, it's just a phallic bottle... everything's phallic these days... fence posts, everythang.
still won't keep me from drinking that new blue flavor when I'm sick... stops the runs right in its tracks, like pedialyte or summat.
Ah, I see. So gatorade bottles were purposely made to look like penises? That's what you meant by "not just a coincidence" right? Hm I just notice when people are really thirsty, they don't take as much time to drink properly. Maybe you have just been watching too much porn? Not everything has a sexual connotation on purpose, it just takes guys who think about sex all the time to make a connection.
And how have I shown any ignorance?
by "not thinking when they're thirsty" do you mean "not thinking within the conscious/logical mind? if so, then you should understand that is the whole point.
subliminals work on the subconscious level. just like diet coke. it appeals to women.
why? who fucking knows, but coca cola thinks that the phallic shapes all over the adverts, cans and bottles, etc. work, or at very least help.
how about arm & hammer? jews think that by placing a large penis on the cover people will get the impression that jews have large members. (arm & hammer is a jewish company, no secret about that. not being anti semetic)
let's see....camel cigs...guy with an erection right there.
the whole point of this thread is this: it's funny what advertisers try to get away with.
it's fucked up that they make everything sexual. but we're human and american.
(i haven't seen much subliminal advert tactics in euro adverts, it's more blatant).
americans are pervs. sex sells.
you're drinking out of a giant phallus. people are laughing at you.
Haha you think you are a lot smarter than you really are.
Where did I say "not thinking when they're thirsty?" You quoted me on that, so that means I should have said exactly those words right? But I can't find those words in my post. So where did you get them from?
And diet coke appeals to women because it has the word DIET in it. Women (and men) who consider themselves overweight like to consume things that have the word DIET in them because it makes them feel like they are eating or drinking healthier.
Everything else you said is just bullshit so I'm not going to say anything. Haha but now I at least know for sure that you are a jackass.
hahaa..this is like when some fool makes a joke at the party and everyone catches feelings and he has to explain himself..and like 20 minutes later everyone was like "damn, I just wasted the last 20 minutes on some bullshit"
What does flower girl have to do with all this?
nothing, i just think she's hot
IT'S A FUCKING BOTTLE