MOE-LESTER Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 so i made a false add on craigslist, however its been getting flagged and removed but ive gotten a few emails from desperate sluts. heres my add and the bitches who responded "$4000 FEMALES WANTED FOR ADULT GIG! $4000 Hi i am a multimillionaire looking for female models for a personal website of mine. The $4000 payout is NOT a typo, i have this kinda cash on hand. The website is not a business venture as i will not be making any money off of it, its more a personal fetish that i've been doing lately. The website is based on the premises of young women having sex with older men. The age of male performers is between 50-65. Just think of it like having sex with a Micheal Douglass or Rodney Dangerfield. It is honestly not that bad, the 3 or 4 models we have already worked with say its more than worth the 4000$ cash payout. With $4000 dollars you and all your girlfriends can get plastic surgery!! Req -MUST be 18-30 any race is fine -MUST send email WITH PICTURES (no pictures will render no response, because of the high payout we carefully select who gets to participate. the next shoot we are doing is the week of April 24th)" so far ive gotten a few responses, but only one sent pictures. im in the process of reposting the add and getting more pictures (its the asian beezy on the right) i got a few more who im trying to juice pictures out off so stay tuned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 awesome first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Solid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadbury Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 WOW This is scummy X 10 Good job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Funny cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 HAHAHAH...this is soo wrong in many ways.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Good show, and that asian slut is definitly bangable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 hahaha you are a crazy cunt seriously.. genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Amazing thread...go get em!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 ask for pictures of there underoos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 yeah you gotta ask for only h@wT n00Dz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNBUNBIGGY Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Lets see the rest of the sluts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 you should set up the 'film shoot' at some motel and just show up anyways, "Well there's no money, and I'm not an old man, but you still wanna fuck anyway?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 haha thats great i'm about to do something similar for my area and see what pops up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 pure genius status... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 you should set up the 'film shoot' at some motel and just show up anyways, "Well there's no money, and I'm not an old man, but you still wanna fuck anyway?" How about you set up a real photo shoot with no money and no old man. Just sex and pictures. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 /\ wow isn't that what was just said /\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I believe he said "photo shoot" with the quotes, implying no camera. I was stressing the fact that there should DEFINITELY be a camera there. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 thanks fuse! i agree totally dude -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 GOOD JOB! Start picture chant...................................................................................NOW!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 This gets the thumbs up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4horsemen Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 yo print some fake money and get one of the hoez to bang you. Shit if you give her the fake money and leave she will never notice it until she tries to purcahse some shit. That slut will go to jail, and she can't say who gave her the money, since selling sex is illegal!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 yo print some fake money and get one of the hoez to bang you. Shit if you give her the fake money and leave she will never notice it until she tries to purcahse some shit. That slut will go to jail' date=' and she can't say who gave her the money, since selling sex is illegal!![/quote'] This is leading the race for dumbest idea of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 any man who sticks their penis in a girl they met on the internet for money deserves a disease... but theres nothing wrong with filming her!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 heck yes.. creativity once again on 12oz... seriously though rum puncher and fuse are right. set it all up make it look legit. take like 4 of your homies buys some liqs hard drugs and have a party. tell here to bring the other 2 asians sluts and........... WHAM... the cum fiesta of a lifetime. of course be sure to actually have someone on the camera so that the next day when ur all pooped out and forgot exactly what happened u can share with your 12oz handles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 hahahaha..this shit is golden... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 hahaha pure comedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 what you do is, is make up (or download off the net) professional looking applications and photo releases. Do the shoot etc etc, then tell them it takes two weeks to process the checks and it will be in the mail... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 illegitamite checks for all the biddies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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