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Issac Brock

WHAT THE FUCK

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My room is the basement of this house and there's a fireplace. Every 2 minutes or so something rustles around in there (yes, like an animal or something) and I don't know what the fuck it is. The strange thing is, the fireplace on the first floor, has a tin foil lining we put on the bottom of it so that smoke couldn't come down to my room, and so it seems impossible that a bird came down from the chimney. WHAT THE FUCK

 

I KNOW THERES PLENTY OF YOU PEST CONTROL PEOPLE ON 12OZ SO HELP ME OUT HERE

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yeah probably a birds nest

 

that shits happen to me a couple of times...you just have to smoke them out

start a small fire so you don't kill it, and it should leave on its own whatever it is

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Break up some furniture

 

Ball up a lot of paper and douse with lighter fluid

 

Chop up a hooker, use her for fuel...

 

i dunno man, c'mon....getting a fire going isn't THAT hard

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Guest nutsonmychin!
I dunno, Im just throwin this out there.

 

SANTACLAUS?

 

 

:umm:

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I read up a bit and apparently the worst thing you can do is try to smoke it out or whatever cause only a little bit of smoke can kill an animal and then i'd have a dead, smelly carcus in my chimney. Anyway, my mom says its probably a bird stuck in the damper and there isn't much we can do about it right now? Who knows what'll happen.

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Guest Ginger Bread Man

yea duder get one of those cool new chimney sweepers like the lizard from alice n wonderland. for sure hell get the job done in a jiffy.

xnay on the smokay

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i almost drove over a little rabbit a couple of days ago while driving. i fucking slammed my breaks, and swerved, all meanwhile yelling "BUNNNYYY!!!!"

 

 

lol

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WELL....

 

We called our chimney person and got him down here and he got rid of the PIDGEON that was in there. Luckily it wasn't a racoon or something (because it is nesting season right now) and he put some caps on the chimney that apparently were not covered.

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