guerillaeye Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 i ate some chinese sweet and sour pork.. i almost poo'd my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 i once got busy in a buger king bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 i ate some chinese sweet and sour pork.. i almost poo'd my pants you shouldve followed through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 I just saw this shit on ebay today!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 you lie. no for real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 IM AT WORK.. AND I SMELL LIKE A HIPPY AS IT IS. THATS ALL ID NEED IS TO SMELL LIKE A BUMB AND A HIPPY IN A CORPERATE SETTING LIKE MINE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 POO YOUR PANTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 POO YOUR PANTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 if i could make a good profit i would have stolen that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 she's a tweeker? it'll be on ebay in 3wks-2mnths She'll trade for 2 bags, some dude will buy it form the dealer, his car will breakdown and he'll sell it on ebay, good luck cupcake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poing Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 thought humpty was an.... egg ??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 She was probably drunk. When I'm drunk I'm liable to steal anything, even shoelaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.88 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Who would actually buy a painting of Humpty anyhow? On another note, I seen Digital underground perform a few months ago... Not too bad for a washed up group. Oh and they had Knumskull from the Luniz doing the humpty dance with them... Shit was real lame... Carry on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 you should of layed hands on that bitch like she was your cousin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 She was probably drunk. When I'm drunk I'm liable to steal anything' date=' even shoelaces.[/quote'] this is true with me i once stole a shitty smelling cologne/soap on a rope box set because i didnt want to go home empy handed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 this smells like someone tokk a shit in they pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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