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FEW women would claim to have the perfect bottom. But for those in need of reassurance that it is within reach, a scientist has come to the rescue by working out a mathematical formula they believe adds up to the perfect posterior.

 

The magical figures are (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V. Though the equation looks rather complicated, it is, according to the scientist, simple.

 

It assesses shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry – all factors that add up to the bottom line.

 

 

S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness.

 

 

V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

 

 

 

read the rest here:

 

 

http://www.sundaytimes.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,7034,18752304%5E950,00.html

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"While women preferred the larger, curvier behind of Lopez, men found Minogue's pert symmetry more agreeable."

 

fuck that shit give me j.los shit ove kylies any day, matter a fact i just met this puerto rican girl with a big ole ass im trying to touch down on.

 

what a hell of a first new post...lol

 

its funny as fuck though to hear some dum ass scientific white folks trying to define what a perfect booty is.

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The problem with the test is that "S - Overall Shape" is entirely subjective and basically defines the entire question.

 

Everyone knows that the quality of a womans body in general relates to the coalecense of several curves. For instance a perfect frame has a particular degree of curve from under the arms to the hips. It isn't so much about how thin a woman is, but the degree of the curve itself. That is why Marilyn Monroe was so attractive yet relatively large by todays standards. Another important curve is that of the back from neck to midway between the legs. If that curve is properly shaped the woman will have a good booty. It has nothing to do with "overal droopiness" Fucking australians...

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