Flavicon Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 FEW women would claim to have the perfect bottom. But for those in need of reassurance that it is within reach, a scientist has come to the rescue by working out a mathematical formula they believe adds up to the perfect posterior. The magical figures are (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V. Though the equation looks rather complicated, it is, according to the scientist, simple. It assesses shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry – all factors that add up to the bottom line. S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite. read the rest here: http://www.sundaytimes.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,7034,18752304%5E950,00.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 First!!! thats fucking retarded how can you use math to make the perfect ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 i dont need a formula i got the magic eye for nice booties. i want to see a picture of a girl with a nice ass and then see how this formula plays out with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I thin it's a conceptual formula. I don't know (or care) how you would put actual numbers in there. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 why are we all in this thread? i hit 1600 posts woot woot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 i just thought it was cool that somebody created a butt equation. i personally like a rediculously large derriere butterface: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Ok, so you need a low S. Hi C. Medium B, F, V and a low T? Fuck that, Im eyein it. Like So ---> :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 so will the formula teach me how to make krink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I just like ass, no formula needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 so will the formula teach me how to make krink? :) Props.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott la rockwell Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 "While women preferred the larger, curvier behind of Lopez, men found Minogue's pert symmetry more agreeable." fuck that shit give me j.los shit ove kylies any day, matter a fact i just met this puerto rican girl with a big ole ass im trying to touch down on. what a hell of a first new post...lol its funny as fuck though to hear some dum ass scientific white folks trying to define what a perfect booty is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 i like slim girls. or thick girls. i just love pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 thats one fucked up study, jlo ass is waaaaaaay nicer!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 http://www.assparade.com do it on those girls :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Impeccable Mr Waddams Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 [quote=scott la rockwell its funny as fuck though to hear some dum ass scientific white folks trying to define what a perfect booty is. Those same 'dum ass scientific white folks' brought you such inventions as the automobile, cheerios and the television set. Fucking dum ass scientific white folks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 why do people always post australian news articles ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 i've got a magic booty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 wow its like that scientist read my mind. i use that math equation to perfect my bootie, thats why its so bangin. ya feel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 why do people always post australian news articles ? maybe because they are austrailian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Those same 'dum ass scientific white folks' brought you such inventions as the automobile' date=' cheerios and the television set. Fucking dum ass scientific white folks...[/quote'] Heyoh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 are you all blind or gay? no one even said 'SMASH' after i posted this shit...damn:shakehead: for shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanoBreaker Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 fuck all that stuff get bubba sparxxx ms new booty magic formula it works great (gayest song ever) http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?l=-1079577249&ifilmId=2715164,2698495,-1&bandwidth=300 opps edit SMASH THAT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Impeccable Mr Waddams Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 The problem with the test is that "S - Overall Shape" is entirely subjective and basically defines the entire question. Everyone knows that the quality of a womans body in general relates to the coalecense of several curves. For instance a perfect frame has a particular degree of curve from under the arms to the hips. It isn't so much about how thin a woman is, but the degree of the curve itself. That is why Marilyn Monroe was so attractive yet relatively large by todays standards. Another important curve is that of the back from neck to midway between the legs. If that curve is properly shaped the woman will have a good booty. It has nothing to do with "overal droopiness" Fucking australians... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanoBreaker Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 this girl has the best ass http://www.drunkstunts.com/babes/keyra_agustina_perfect_ass/images/keyra_agustina_11_007.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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