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YO I WAS JUST SITTING HERE FLIPPING THROUGH CHANNELS AND I REALIZED I CANT SIT THROUGH ANY MOVIE UNLESS ITS STUPID FUNNY OR HAS MAD GUNPLAY. I LOVE GUNPLAY IN MOVIES MY DUDE. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME? IT HAS TO BE GHETTO GUNPLAY TOO, NOT LIKE BARRY PEPPER RUNNING THROUGH A WARZONE SHOOTING GERMANS IN THE GRILLATIN I LIKE DRIVE BYS AND SHIT. AND I LIKE MOVIES WITH RAPPERS WHERE THE RAPPER GETS BODIED. UNLESS ITS BUSTA RHYMES CUZ HE'S LIKE A CARTOON AND IT WOULD BE MAD SAD IF MICKEY MOUSE GOT MERKED DOWN IN A MOVIE B. IMAGINE IF FANTASIA MICKEY MOUSE CAUGHT A STACK IN THE WIZARD HAT? DAMN THAT WOULD BE HARDBODY!! PLUTO WOULD BE CRYING WAITING FOR EMS BUT NIGGAS WOULDNT COME IN TIME CUZ MICKEYS HALF BLACK. ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT THIS SEASON OF THE SORPRANOS IS STRAIGHT GARBO, AND 24 IS BANANAS, I SIT DOWN EVERY MONDAY WITH MY CONGLOMERATES AND BLOW HAZE AND WATCH THAT SHIT ON SOME DEAD SERIOUS SHIT. JEFF FOXWORTHY IS AN ASSHOLE B, YOUR CAREER IS OVER HUB, FACE IT. I NEVER FOUND THAT NIGGA FUNNY AT ALL. BUT THEN AGAIN WHITE PEOPLE DONT FIND BRUCE BRUCE FUNNY SO I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS IT. WHATS THE NAME OF THAT BIG BLACK DUDE THAT ROCKED THE WHITE SUIT ON COMICVIEW AND WAS LIKE "SHIT I LOOK GOOOOD, I LOOK LIKE A BIG GALLON'A MILK!" THAT SHIT MADE ME LAUGH CUZ HOMEBOY WAS FAT. I HATE MTV DOGS. I REALLY DO, LIKE BEFORE THE SHIT USED TO BE COOL TO GET HIGH AND LAUGH AT (LIKE MYSPACE) BUT ON SOME REAL SHIT THE SHIT IS MAAAAAD CORNY NOWADAYS WHERE I CANT EVEN LAUGH AT THE SHIT. THE LAST TIME I LAUGHED AT MTV I WAS WITH MY NIGGA JB AND I ONLY LAUGHED BECAUSE WE WERE WATCHING "NEXT" AND SOME DUDE GOT NEXTED AND JB TURNED AROUND WITH A DEAD SERIOUS FACE AND SAID "YO WHY SHE NEXTED HIM B?" THAT EPISODE WAS FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER EPISODE OF NEXT FEATURING GAY DUDES, AND FOR SOME REASON THEY ALL GOT TOGETHER IN ONE OF THOSE BOUNCY ROOMS LITTLE KIDS PLAY IN BUT THE SHIT WAS FULL OF FOAM...AND NIGGAS WERE WEARING SPEEDOS...DOG THAT SHIT WAS SUPER MO. WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WAS SO POOR I AINT HAVE A BED MY MAMA USED TO TELL ME TO GO TO FLOOR.

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Originally posted by Smart@Apr 4 2006, 01:31 AM

nah I'm with it but just checkin, I thought you watched like a half hour special on that shit...

 

NAH THE ONLY PERSON ON 12OZ WHO WOULD WATCH A 30 MINUTE SPECIAL ON GAY DUDES JUMPING AROUND IN A FOAM FILLED MOON ROOM IS WHITEOX

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Apr 4 2006, 01:57 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Apr 4 2006, 01:57 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Smart@Apr 4 2006, 01:31 AM

nah I'm with it but just checkin, I thought you watched like a half hour special on that shit...

 

NAH THE ONLY PERSON ON 12OZ WHO WOULD WATCH A 30 MINUTE SPECIAL ON GAY DUDES JUMPING AROUND IN A FOAM FILLED MOON ROOM IS WHITEOX

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NOT EVEN RAGE IS THAT GAY B.

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Apr 4 2006, 07:00 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Apr 4 2006, 07:00 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Apr 4 2006, 01:57 AM

<!--QuoteBegin-Smart@Apr 4 2006, 01:31 AM

nah I'm with it but just checkin, I thought you watched like a half hour special on that shit...

 

NAH THE ONLY PERSON ON 12OZ WHO WOULD WATCH A 30 MINUTE SPECIAL ON GAY DUDES JUMPING AROUND IN A FOAM FILLED MOON ROOM IS WHITEOX

 

NOT EVEN RAGE IS THAT GAY B.

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so you and rage get straight into the hardcore shit when your chillin at the bear's crib?

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Apr 3 2006, 10:59 PM

THE LAST TIME I LAUGHED AT MTV I WAS WITH MY NIGGA JB AND I ONLY LAUGHED BECAUSE WE WERE WATCHING "NEXT" AND SOME DUDE GOT NEXTED AND JB TURNED AROUND WITH A DEAD SERIOUS FACE AND SAID "YO WHY SHE NEXTED HIM B?"

 

This is hilarious.

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Apr 4 2006, 12:59 AM

AND I LIKE MOVIES WITH RAPPERS WHERE THE RAPPER GETS BODIED. UNLESS ITS BUSTA RHYMES CUZ HE'S LIKE A CARTOON AND IT WOULD BE MAD SAD IF MICKEY MOUSE GOT MERKED DOWN IN A MOVIE B. IMAGINE IF FANTASIA MICKEY MOUSE CAUGHT A STACK IN THE WIZARD HAT? DAMN THAT WOULD BE HARDBODY!! PLUTO WOULD BE CRYING WAITING FOR EMS BUT NIGGAS WOULDNT COME IN TIME CUZ MICKEYS HALF BLACK.

 

:haha:

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JEFF FOXWORTHY IS AN ASSHOLE B' date=' YOUR CAREER IS OVER HUB, FACE IT. I NEVER FOUND THAT NIGGA FUNNY AT ALL. [/quote']

 

 

 

His career being over requires him to have had a career in the first place.

Really, did ANYONE ever like Jeff Foxworthy.........?

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WHATS THE NAME OF THAT BIG BLACK DUDE THAT ROCKED THE WHITE SUIT ON COMICVIEW AND WAS LIKE "SHIT I LOOK GOOOOD' date=' I LOOK LIKE A BIG GALLON'A MILK!" THAT SHIT MADE ME LAUGH CUZ HOMEBOY WAS FAT.QUOTE']

 

YEAH I REMEMBER THAT, THAT WAS FUNNY. DUDE HAD SOME BEADY BUG EYES THOUGH. WHICH MADE IT FUNNIER.

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