MEROJUANA Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 YO I WAS JUST SITTING HERE FLIPPING THROUGH CHANNELS AND I REALIZED I CANT SIT THROUGH ANY MOVIE UNLESS ITS STUPID FUNNY OR HAS MAD GUNPLAY. I LOVE GUNPLAY IN MOVIES MY DUDE. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME? IT HAS TO BE GHETTO GUNPLAY TOO, NOT LIKE BARRY PEPPER RUNNING THROUGH A WARZONE SHOOTING GERMANS IN THE GRILLATIN I LIKE DRIVE BYS AND SHIT. AND I LIKE MOVIES WITH RAPPERS WHERE THE RAPPER GETS BODIED. UNLESS ITS BUSTA RHYMES CUZ HE'S LIKE A CARTOON AND IT WOULD BE MAD SAD IF MICKEY MOUSE GOT MERKED DOWN IN A MOVIE B. IMAGINE IF FANTASIA MICKEY MOUSE CAUGHT A STACK IN THE WIZARD HAT? DAMN THAT WOULD BE HARDBODY!! PLUTO WOULD BE CRYING WAITING FOR EMS BUT NIGGAS WOULDNT COME IN TIME CUZ MICKEYS HALF BLACK. ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT THIS SEASON OF THE SORPRANOS IS STRAIGHT GARBO, AND 24 IS BANANAS, I SIT DOWN EVERY MONDAY WITH MY CONGLOMERATES AND BLOW HAZE AND WATCH THAT SHIT ON SOME DEAD SERIOUS SHIT. JEFF FOXWORTHY IS AN ASSHOLE B, YOUR CAREER IS OVER HUB, FACE IT. I NEVER FOUND THAT NIGGA FUNNY AT ALL. BUT THEN AGAIN WHITE PEOPLE DONT FIND BRUCE BRUCE FUNNY SO I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS IT. WHATS THE NAME OF THAT BIG BLACK DUDE THAT ROCKED THE WHITE SUIT ON COMICVIEW AND WAS LIKE "SHIT I LOOK GOOOOD, I LOOK LIKE A BIG GALLON'A MILK!" THAT SHIT MADE ME LAUGH CUZ HOMEBOY WAS FAT. I HATE MTV DOGS. I REALLY DO, LIKE BEFORE THE SHIT USED TO BE COOL TO GET HIGH AND LAUGH AT (LIKE MYSPACE) BUT ON SOME REAL SHIT THE SHIT IS MAAAAAD CORNY NOWADAYS WHERE I CANT EVEN LAUGH AT THE SHIT. THE LAST TIME I LAUGHED AT MTV I WAS WITH MY NIGGA JB AND I ONLY LAUGHED BECAUSE WE WERE WATCHING "NEXT" AND SOME DUDE GOT NEXTED AND JB TURNED AROUND WITH A DEAD SERIOUS FACE AND SAID "YO WHY SHE NEXTED HIM B?" THAT EPISODE WAS FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER EPISODE OF NEXT FEATURING GAY DUDES, AND FOR SOME REASON THEY ALL GOT TOGETHER IN ONE OF THOSE BOUNCY ROOMS LITTLE KIDS PLAY IN BUT THE SHIT WAS FULL OF FOAM...AND NIGGAS WERE WEARING SPEEDOS...DOG THAT SHIT WAS SUPER MO. WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WAS SO POOR I AINT HAVE A BED MY MAMA USED TO TELL ME TO GO TO FLOOR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 i am extremely eclectic when it comes to movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 B... man did you just say you can't sit through anything but gay dudes in speedos jumping in a foam filled moon room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Apr 3 2006, 11:59 PM THAT SHIT WAS SUPER MO. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 WORD B THAT WAS MO. I KNOW I AINT THE ONLY ONE THAT SEEN THAT AND WAS TOO DUSTED TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL IN LESS THAT 30 SECONDS. YOU KNOW MY THREADS NEVER HAVE A PURPOSE DOGGIE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 nah I'm with it but just checkin, I thought you watched like a half hour special on that shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by Smart@Apr 4 2006, 01:31 AM nah I'm with it but just checkin, I thought you watched like a half hour special on that shit... Quoted post NAH THE ONLY PERSON ON 12OZ WHO WOULD WATCH A 30 MINUTE SPECIAL ON GAY DUDES JUMPING AROUND IN A FOAM FILLED MOON ROOM IS WHITEOX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grc Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Apr 4 2006, 01:57 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Apr 4 2006, 01:57 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Smart@Apr 4 2006, 01:31 AM nah I'm with it but just checkin, I thought you watched like a half hour special on that shit... Quoted post NAH THE ONLY PERSON ON 12OZ WHO WOULD WATCH A 30 MINUTE SPECIAL ON GAY DUDES JUMPING AROUND IN A FOAM FILLED MOON ROOM IS WHITEOX Quoted post [/b] NOT EVEN RAGE IS THAT GAY B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grc Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 hah oh shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOURCREAM AND ONION Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Apr 4 2006, 12:59 AM WHITE PEOPLE DONT FIND BRUCE BRUCE FUNNY SO I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS IT Quoted post fuck that he is hands down one of the greatest out there now. "my name is bruce bruce, not fat bruce or big bruce. its BRUCE BRUCE" that OJ crack had me on day one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Apr 4 2006, 07:00 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Apr 4 2006, 07:00 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Apr 4 2006, 01:57 AM <!--QuoteBegin-Smart@Apr 4 2006, 01:31 AM nah I'm with it but just checkin, I thought you watched like a half hour special on that shit... Quoted post NAH THE ONLY PERSON ON 12OZ WHO WOULD WATCH A 30 MINUTE SPECIAL ON GAY DUDES JUMPING AROUND IN A FOAM FILLED MOON ROOM IS WHITEOX Quoted post NOT EVEN RAGE IS THAT GAY B. Quoted post [/b] so you and rage get straight into the hardcore shit when your chillin at the bear's crib? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Apr 3 2006, 10:59 PM THE LAST TIME I LAUGHED AT MTV I WAS WITH MY NIGGA JB AND I ONLY LAUGHED BECAUSE WE WERE WATCHING "NEXT" AND SOME DUDE GOT NEXTED AND JB TURNED AROUND WITH A DEAD SERIOUS FACE AND SAID "YO WHY SHE NEXTED HIM B?" Quoted post This is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Apr 4 2006, 12:59 AM AND I LIKE MOVIES WITH RAPPERS WHERE THE RAPPER GETS BODIED. UNLESS ITS BUSTA RHYMES CUZ HE'S LIKE A CARTOON AND IT WOULD BE MAD SAD IF MICKEY MOUSE GOT MERKED DOWN IN A MOVIE B. IMAGINE IF FANTASIA MICKEY MOUSE CAUGHT A STACK IN THE WIZARD HAT? DAMN THAT WOULD BE HARDBODY!! PLUTO WOULD BE CRYING WAITING FOR EMS BUT NIGGAS WOULDNT COME IN TIME CUZ MICKEYS HALF BLACK. Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 JEFF FOXWORTHY IS AN ASSHOLE B' date=' YOUR CAREER IS OVER HUB, FACE IT. I NEVER FOUND THAT NIGGA FUNNY AT ALL. [/quote'] His career being over requires him to have had a career in the first place. Really, did ANYONE ever like Jeff Foxworthy.........? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count de chocula Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 - jeff foxworthy + nascar = loved by majority of the u.s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 THE LAST TIME I LAUGHED AT MTV I WAS WITH MY NIGGA JB AND I ONLY LAUGHED BECAUSE WE WERE WATCHING "NEXT" AND SOME DUDE GOT NEXTED AND JB TURNED AROUND WITH A DEAD SERIOUS FACE AND SAID "YO WHY SHE NEXTED HIM B?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 That show "8th & Ocean" has got to be the dumbest show ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 next is funny foreeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 wild n' out is fucking stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 WHATS THE NAME OF THAT BIG BLACK DUDE THAT ROCKED THE WHITE SUIT ON COMICVIEW AND WAS LIKE "SHIT I LOOK GOOOOD' date=' I LOOK LIKE A BIG GALLON'A MILK!" THAT SHIT MADE ME LAUGH CUZ HOMEBOY WAS FAT.QUOTE'] YEAH I REMEMBER THAT, THAT WAS FUNNY. DUDE HAD SOME BEADY BUG EYES THOUGH. WHICH MADE IT FUNNIER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 mero still comin with the hilarity! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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