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i have found the secret to the meaning of life


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I remember when I was with Special Forces...

Seems a thousand centuries ago.

 

We went into a camp to inoculate the children.

 

We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see.

 

We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms.

 

And I remember...

 

I...

 

I...

 

I cried.

 

I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do.

 

And I want to remember it... I never want to forget it... I never want to forget.

 

And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead.

 

And I thought:

My God... the genius of that. The genius.

 

The will to do that.

 

Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure.

 

And then I realized they were stronger than we.

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Originally posted by harvey wallbanger@Apr 3 2006, 11:56 PM

You say that a lot... I don't think it means what you think that it means.

 

HAHAHAHA!!

 

I think in this case he's trying ito use it like that stupid (no homo) shield. It's something he'd just as likely say if he was feeding lions... and back to (no homo) man if kids can't take a couple seconds and rethink a couple words to ever so thinly disguise their RAMPANTLY gay tendencies, well, in that case I figure they're comfortable with it and no ammount of (no homo) should protect you from being called out for running fruity at the mouth.

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