Fetal Matter Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I just moved away from my beautiful place of residence to this ajcked up piece of shit small town wanna be a fucking city. NOBODY here wears pants. At least not anymore. The only pants still up have been lying in a ditch since I ran down the crack of my moms ass... So it looks like there used to be a scene here but from what I can tell the city cracked down hard enough that the pussies got scared and ran away without their pants. Which makes me worry about buying pants(NO I am not racking from Wally World). Where the fuck can I get them. I could hit up the local hardware stores but they all seem to carry carhart and wranglers. I havent really had the opportunity to look for some smaller places to hit up. I wouldnt have a problem buying pants from these places ut there are only like 6 stores that sell pants. Thats not much of a selection. Faces get familiar... If I am going to have to resort to buying to keep my pants fresh I will be damned if I will buy locally. I would prefer the free methods... Hook a brother up with some suggestions. PLEASE... I NEED PANTS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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