SteveAustin Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Apr 2 2006, 09:12 PM act like you couldnt care less about her. thatll make her want you 10x more. Quoted post tease...this is the winning strategy. trust me on this one. if you do it right, she'll be begging you for a relationship. edit: just don't be an ass about it. just think...what would James Bond do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Cut off all contact with her. You know you'll be pissed/hurt if you saw her with someone else, so why put yourself in a position where that could happen. You also say that with her around, it's keeping you from talking to other girls (moving on with your life). Yea it's going to suck not being around her, but that will only last for a little bit, and will be gone as soon as you find another chick (which you won't do if she is around). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnt.smke.regs Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 get a pie put it in her trunk w/out her knowing have her roll out to the grimiest part of the hood, call the cops and bam! citizens arrest (plus you just made 2g's!) :king: :king: ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 i duno what expert advice you're expecting to get from immature vandals such as myself who spend too much time posting on a forum about petit vandalism. but you may aswel go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Roofies are the new bouqet of roses bro... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Co-signed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Brickrape! Brickrape! Brickrape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 give her a roofie THEN hit her over the head with a brick just to be sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Originally posted by Smart@Apr 3 2006, 11:33 AM Brickrape! Brickrape! Brickrape! Quoted post Is there any other kind? Really though Tease, if I was you.... I would've swallowed Drain-O a loooooong time ago..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 sometimes girls just want to be treated like a piece of meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Originally posted by Shark Hammil+Apr 3 2006, 05:15 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shark Hammil - Apr 3 2006, 05:15 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Smart@Apr 3 2006, 11:33 AM Brickrape! Brickrape! Brickrape! Quoted post Is there any other kind? Really though Tease, if I was you.... I would've swallowed Drain-O a loooooong time ago..... Quoted post [/b] I hear drain-o ca get you pregnant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Apr 3 2006, 12:33 PM sometimes girls just want to be treated like a piece of meat. Quoted post Spoken like a man who gets mad ass...yuck knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Originally posted by KING BLING@Apr 3 2006, 04:19 AM dependence, violence and isolation are the female language... Quoted post This and SteveAustin's "What would James Bond do?" are pretty cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Originally posted by AlwaysBombin+Apr 3 2006, 05:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AlwaysBombin - Apr 3 2006, 05:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mr.yuck@Apr 3 2006, 12:33 PM sometimes girls just want to be treated like a piece of meat. Quoted post Spoken like a man who gets mad ass...yuck knows Quoted post [/b] my girl loves me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Are you joking my dude? Move in and holler at other chicks... this is a no-brainer. Meet another crew of girls and get in good stat, find out where they're going one night (preferably not a party where girl A can hook-up with other dudes) and ask if they want to meet up or something, be casual. Take girl A out with you (don't mention that you're going to meet up with some other chicks) and bump into said girls. Give them all the attention and deal with girl A on a 'well, we're just friends remember?' level. Either she'll see you hooking up with other broads and realize how 'desirable' you are or she'll buck a 180 and start fucking around with other guys. Either way, at this point, it sounds like you're not going to get what you want, so you might as well have another bird to fall back on when this chick leaves you high and dry. Having back-up ass beats not having reserve cheeks when this chick splits, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Apr 3 2006, 01:02 PM Having back-up ass beats not having reserve cheeks when this chick splits, doesn't it? Quoted post Is this rap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 "I dumb down for my audience to double my lollers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Shoot it in her mouth and buy some amps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 ^Haha@Mamski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOURCREAM AND ONION Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 i miss the old tease. BRING HIM BACK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOURCREAM AND ONION Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Apr 3 2006, 01:02 PM Are you joking my dude? Move in and holler at other chicks... this is a no-brainer. Either she'll see you hooking up with other broads and realize how 'desirable' you are or she'll buck a 180 and start fucking around with other guys. Either way, at this point, it sounds like you're not going to get what you want, so you might as well have another bird to fall back on when this chick leaves you high and dry. Having back-up ass beats not having reserve cheeks when this chick splits, doesn't it? Quoted post truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Originally posted by THANKYOU@Apr 2 2006, 10:04 PM and i smashed to. Quoted post so what's the problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Exactly. Sucks that you're kinda feelin her and she don't want you like that, but you got some ass so just drop it and find another one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 The thing about the Duke situation is have you really ever met a stripper that wouldn't sleep with you for enough cash? Every time I've been to the strip club women have asked (for fees varying from $100 - $500) to take me "upstairs" in a "private room" in the "champagne room" etc. One went so far as to suggest that there were beds upstairs that were for "special attention." And I'm not the best looking or most hygenic dude in the world. I'm not saying it's impossible that the stripper was raped, all I'm saying is kids who play lacrosse have enough money to have bought it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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