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SilentBob

The following sums up my saturdaynaught

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Water

Rum and Ging

Beer

Scotch in a tea cup

Conga line

Beer

Chanting of my name for no apparent reason

Beer

Spray paint in the face

Beer

Argument

Bed.

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italian beer.

beer.

nerd party.

free beer.

poured a full bottle of whiskey into a bowl of punch, it was such a gay party that i was the only one who drank it after.

found pkt of smokes.

bounced.

bed.

 

really gay night

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wow that sound's fun nerd party you should have challenged them to drinking games

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We also were at a nerd party. Some girls 21st who a friend lives with. At the beging of the night her mum took a photo of us and someone said "yeah they look like the most interesting lot here". By the time we got to conga line old people were shaking there heads at us and randoms were going giving us looks like "wtf". It fazed us very little.

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saturday-

 

woke

eat

took daily dose of prescribed speed

ate chinese

watched movie

made beats

macked on some e-hoes

design

beats

excedrin pm x 4

bed

still cant sleep

bed

 

 

.. yes... pathetic.. but it's safe alone...

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Originally posted by SilentBob@Apr 2 2006, 08:05 AM

We also were at a nerd party. Some girls 21st who a friend lives with. At the beging of the night her mum took a photo of us and someone said "yeah they look like the most interesting lot here". By the time we got to conga line old people were shaking there heads at us and randoms were going giving us looks like "wtf". It fazed us very little.

 

 

haha, I was at at shitty barely known girl's 21st as well. We could have been at the same place, if it wasn't for the conga line

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Originally posted by MrChupacabra@Apr 2 2006, 09:59 AM

sat around

sat around some more

got pissed about setting my clocks forward

about to go to sleep

 

Delighted at not being the only sat. night loser...

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Originally posted by WhiteOx+Apr 2 2006, 09:46 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WhiteOx - Apr 2 2006, 09:46 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SilentBob@Apr 2 2006, 08:05 AM

We also were at a nerd party. Some girls 21st who a friend lives with. At the beging of the night her mum took a photo of us and someone said "yeah they look like the most interesting lot here". By the time we got to conga line old people were shaking there heads at us and randoms were going giving us looks like "wtf". It fazed us very little.

 

 

haha, I was at at shitty barely known girl's 21st as well. We could have been at the same place, if it wasn't for the conga line

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What was her name?

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On a side note thanks to whoever changed the title. (Smart I'm guessing). It's much better this way.

 

Also is it really really immature that I like using the term "post world war one machine gun fucking" to describe sexual exploits? It more than likely is. Who cares.

 

RATATATATATATATATAT.

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barbecue at girlfriends parent house

beer

beer

red wine

watched sydney go down to essendon in the footy

lift to train station

heart attack from giant spider dropping on my head half from behind the sunshade on way to station.

train ride home

beer

beer

Family guy

 

i will also consume any food product when drunk

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Home

My buddies

Beeer

Drive an hour to umass

Friend i havent see in forever Is a fat chick

Get pissed I cant bag her roomate who is blazing

Go to parties getting molested by fat chick

Fake me having a stomach thing so she doesnt feel bad that i left

drive home from UMASS for an hour at 430 in the morning

Get home punch myself in the face...

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hahaha

i was like (to this girl whos butt ugly)

damn what time is it

oh its like 145am

ok i got like an hour or so till i have to leave. walk away come back 15 mins later

shits its already 3 am

i gotta go

*girl but its only been15 mins

yeah yeah whatever talk tot he clock

*points at phone

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Drunk 6 beers until 5 in the afternoon

no food

a powernap

woke up hangover

met my girl

drunk whiskey

started feeling weird

got back to her place

had sex

developed high fever

spend the whole night waking up from horrible fever-nightmares

fun fun fun

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woke up

drove girl to hospital to see her dad

went to work

left work went to hospital

went home

beer

hamburger omlette

henny

greenery

beer

sex

sleep

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i think im gonna be completely sober for a while

 

not because i had a bad experience or anything but maybe because i think i need to get my shit together

 

 

 

oh yeah, jose cuervo 1800 is the shit

so is chasing it it with homegrown lemons

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