Guest Melburnian Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by MAR@Apr 2 2006, 03:26 AM frilled lizard Quoted post I tried catching one of these when I was a kid and it flipped the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by CALIgula+Apr 1 2006, 05:36 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CALIgula - Apr 1 2006, 05:36 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Apr 1 2006, 09:05 AM Quoted post is this the penis fish???? Quoted post [/b] huhthewha... eh.... what kind of faggot shit goes through your head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by MAR@Apr 2 2006, 01:40 AM Strange in the same sense giraffes are. Quoted post No, because once you go aquatic you immediately have to face the SEA CUCUMBER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by SpyD+Apr 1 2006, 10:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SpyD - Apr 1 2006, 10:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CALIgula@Apr 1 2006, 07:14 PM Quoted post this looks like some resident evil shit Quoted post [/b] seriously now what the fuckk is thissss :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 I can't tell you how extremely disappointed i am to not see one giraffe upon a tricycle in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Oh Suds,Wherefore art thee Brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by mindvapors@Apr 2 2006, 05:48 PM I can't tell you how extremely disappointed i am to not see one giraffe upon a tricycle in this thread. Quoted post Anyways, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopy dog Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 You heard me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Apr 1 2006, 10:13 PM not as strange as giraffes: beluga whale Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullet Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Most animals look weird Seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 theres a monkey out there that has a dick for a nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 i saw this thing ..and when i say thing.. i mean 'thing' keep in mind i was in a remote region near mount everest. it was like a head of a hummingbird but colored like a parrot with the bottom of its body more like a lobster or crawfish and it was fuzzy and hairy and flying around me... i thought i was crazy but i was watching the national geographic channel a year back.. and they were showing footage of the unique habitat around the base of mount kilamonjaro and they cut real quick to the 'thing' i just described.. if anyone can help me find an image of this thing.. i will die in peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fuse=--action Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 I'm still saying an octopus. People just don't realize just how fucking insane that animal is. Eight arms riddled with suction cups that can stick to pretty much anything, a head that contains all the internal organs, a fucking bird's beak, the ability to change shape and color at will, and of course, fucking shoots ink. If it wanted to, and I'm sure you could train one to because they're smarter than cats, it could shapeshift to look just like a giraffe, spots and all, and take it to the next level and look like an even more insane giraffe than the craziest-looking giraffe you can imagine. The octopus, end of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Co-signed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 wallabys like to brush up on their unix skills. wallabys can be nerds too ya know [attachmentid=33315] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 nobody is saying the octopus isn't bad ass, can live from the bottom of the ocean to the top... seriously, 99 atmospheres is nothing to it... maybe Seek means 'craziest mammal' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princeofatlantis Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by Some1+Apr 1 2006, 07:13 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Some1 - Apr 1 2006, 07:13 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mackfatsoe@Apr 1 2006, 06:44 PM Quoted post takes the cake right jeahhh MOTHA FUCKING PAGE 2 FUCK BITCH ASS CUNT SHIT KNUCKLE SHUFFLE PHALANGES STANK VAGINA PUNCH FLAPS DICK NUT TAINT VOMIT SPITOON Quoted post [/b] man thats my grrrrrrl dawg i fuck her so hard all the time limp bizkit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princeofatlantis Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by 1/4FareMetrocard+Apr 2 2006, 03:06 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (1/4FareMetrocard - Apr 2 2006, 03:06 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by SpyD@Apr 1 2006, 10:19 PM <!--QuoteBegin-CALIgula@Apr 1 2006, 07:14 PM Quoted post this looks like some resident evil shit Quoted post seriously now what the fuckk is thissss :shook: Quoted post [/b] yo dawg thats my pet chicken when he died we flushed him down the toilet we live near a nuclear power plant sorry for the misunderstanding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by Smart@Apr 2 2006, 02:26 PM maybe Seek means 'craziest mammal' Quoted post Well, if that's the case... naaaah, it'd still rock the craziest mammal category anyways. It's that fucking crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 I HEARD THERE'S GIANT WORMS/SNAKE LOOKING THINGS THAT LIVE DEEP IN THE MID-ATLANTIC BETWEEN THAT "RIFt"/FAULT-LINE THAT RUNS THROUGH THE MIDDLE. IT BAFFLED SCIENTISTS BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIGHT DOWN THERE UNDER THOSE RIFTS WHICH ALLOWS PHOTOSYNTHESIS FOR ORGANISMS TO SURVIVE. PLUS THE TEMPERATURE IS HOT BEING THAT THERE'S CONSTANT MAGMA SEEPING THROUGH THE SURFACE. I FORGET THE NAME OF THEM THOUGH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 ^^^^^ they are animals that have a symbiotic relationship with anaroebic cyanobacteria - which uses the sulfur from the hot magma vents to fuel a "anaerobic" (read: no oxygen) photosynthesis-type reaction to power cellular respiration evolution my friend - we MIGHT be descended from those fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smart Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by El Mamerro@Apr 2 2006, 02:51 PM It's that fucking crazy. Quoted post but it's still not a mammalerro... speaking of which, have you got an eye on a bridge for me to live under when I flee my life in the states. I'm at the tipping point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 this is a dope ass thread.. animals are fucking crazy... its crazy to think about how we all started from the same origin. the dopest shit are those deep ocean fish that gloe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by Resurrection@Apr 2 2006, 03:56 PM I HEARD THERE'S GIANT WORMS/SNAKE LOOKING THINGS THAT LIVE DEEP IN THE MID-ATLANTIC BETWEEN THAT "RIFt"/FAULT-LINE THAT RUNS THROUGH THE MIDDLE. IT BAFFLED SCIENTISTS BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIGHT DOWN THERE UNDER THOSE RIFTS WHICH ALLOWS PHOTOSYNTHESIS FOR ORGANISMS TO SURVIVE. PLUS THE TEMPERATURE IS HOT BEING THAT THERE'S CONSTANT MAGMA SEEPING THROUGH THE SURFACE. I FORGET THE NAME OF THEM THOUGH. Quoted post they are called volcanic tube worms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by guerillaeye+Apr 1 2006, 01:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (guerillaeye - Apr 1 2006, 01:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-cRXgti@Apr 1 2006, 11:15 AM Quoted post Sloths fall prey to large snakes. The sloth is the slowest mammal on earth and its ancestors were the Giant Ground Sloth, an animal that existed before the last ice age and grew to the size of a modern elephant. :shook: Quoted post [/b] snakes eat sloths!? i gotta see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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