Jackson Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 AWKWARD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 That Devil's Lettuce will get you thinking this way everytime.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 God put a cheetah in one hell of a headlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 giraffes are so awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Apr 1 2006, 09:05 AM Quoted post is this the penis fish???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 gulper eel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 1, 2006 Author Share Posted April 1, 2006 sorry guys, you posted a lot of crazy animals, but none of them are as crazy as a giraffe. the thing is absolutely ridiculous. sure, there are animals that are more alarmingly creepy, or one's that probably a bit weirder, but for all the factors combined, the giraffe takes it. if 'walking stick' bugs were about 100x's bigger, they might be a close second, but as it stands giraffes are at the top of the pile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest im not witty Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Apr 1 2006, 06:44 PM Quoted post takes the cake right jeahhh MOTHA FUCKING PAGE 2 FUCK BITCH ASS CUNT SHIT KNUCKLE SHUFFLE PHALANGES STANK VAGINA PUNCH FLAPS DICK NUT TAINT VOMIT SPITOON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 c'mon man...what the fuck is that shit? this thread rules by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 not as strange as giraffes: unicorns of the sea beluga whale amzon dolphin (ive seen footage of them swimming between trees through a flooded forest) heres a link to some other footage that i couldnt get to work. http://www.sederquist.com/Images/dolphin.jpg Capybara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by CALIgula@Apr 1 2006, 07:14 PM Quoted post this looks like some resident evil shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 frilled lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 2, 2006 Author Share Posted April 2, 2006 caligala needs to tell us what that is or get banned. you guys gotta understand what makes the giraffe the craziest animal in the kindom. some of these animals have a wacky aspect to them, like the lizard, but take away its zaney neck thing and its just a lizard. the giraffe though.....every aspect of that thing is crazy in a different way. it's got ridiculous long ass legs that dont look like they could ever possibly hold it up, then they have a weird ass angled body shape that's like a humpless camel, stuck doing a wheelie, then a retaaaaaarded neck of course. that thing is insane. it's like when a guy gets a penis enlargement surgery done, and it's all weird shaped and not quite right. then they have that head, that christ, that thing is just bizarre too. all in all, no matter which part of the giraffe you're looking at, the only possible thing you can ever think is 'wow, that's just weird'. and theat, my dear friends, is why the giraffe is the craziest animal alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 aha this thread rules hard! platypus are poisonus but only the males have spur's behind their leg's which sweel up whatever they poke or kill if your allergic to them so no hitting platypi ok ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 2, 2006 Author Share Posted April 2, 2006 the platypus is not to be fucked with. the're venom works on the pain receptors, so all it does is fucking hurt x's a billion. most venoms and poisons work on some life function of the body (breathing, circulation, etc) but platy's just fucking make you hurt like you skull fucked the baby jesus and god wasn't gonna stand for it anymore. you definitely don't want to tangle with one of those little guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by seeking@Apr 2 2006, 12:02 AM it's like when a guy gets a penis enlargement surgery done, and it's all weird shaped and not quite right. and that, my dear friends, is why the giraffe is the craziest animal alive. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 they found that creature in the sewer system of mexico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Originally posted by seeking@Apr 2 2006, 01:02 AM caligala needs to tell us what that is or get banned. Quoted post I'm almost certain it's a picture of the Chupacabra, but, of course, it's fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 heel they found that in the sewers of mexico.. get your facts straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 its either a massive dog's head or fake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire14 Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Yea they say its the Chupacabra. I live in south florida,which is like 1 step behind latin america. You hear alot of storys from the old spanish people. The fucker goes onto ranchers and kills animals.Not like..a bunny..or a few chickens.More like grown cows,horses,sheep,goats.Itll take an entire coope of chickens. But it doesnt tear them apart or anything,this son of a gun DRAINS ALL THE FLUIDS FROM THEIR BODYS THROUGH 2 TINY HOLES. SOMTIMES THE LIVER OR OTHER ORGANS WILL BE COMPLETLY GONE,BUT THE ONLY HOLE IN THE BODY IS ABOUT THE DIAMETER OF A PEN. Shits scares the shit out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 that sound's like it would be a might nervewracking at night. but it's actually a dog's head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 yeah, could easy be a Rot or something big and kinda pug faced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killakash Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Strange in the same sense giraffes are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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